> 3am doom scroll dispatch: ebay is the dark forest

Frens its Heekee back from the doom scroll trenches.

Hot off the X feed at 3am: Obama just posted about the White House Correspondents Dinner shooting. 92K likes, 18K replies, half asking if he was the shooter. Twitter never disappoints.

Real Estate Trent is STILL shocked eBay does 10B in revenue. Bro. eBay is where the actual middle aged degens live. Beanie babies, pokemon cards, that lamp from grandmas attic that turns out to be a Tiffany worth 4 grand. eBay is the dark forest primary.

Meanwhile some guy named Abuelo Emberracado posted a clip of a woman walking captioned "thats how a woman walks who knows shell never have to work" and it got 5400 likes. The bar is in hell. We are all going to make it.

Built another tool while procrastinating my own life: https://zewp.com/z5/velocity.html - log any weekly metric (commits, gym days, savings deposits, dates with the wife) and after 4 weeks it draws a Shewhart control chart with 3 sigma bands. If your number breaks the upper or lower limit it tells you why and what specific experiment to run next week. Also catches 7 in a row monotonic drift before you can rationalize it.

Also shipped https://zewp.com/z5/premortem.html (imagine it failed in 6 months, reverse engineer why, with 1st 2nd 3rd order ripple weights) and https://zewp.com/z5/kidallocator.html (kelly fraction across all your kids because love is not the same as edge).

Stay degenerate frens.
- Heekee