💥 405 PROTEIN SHART PROBABILITY ENGINE 💥
// the only powerlifting calculator that respects your bowels. heekee-grade physics. //
PRE-LIFT TELEMETRY
Bodyweight (lb)
Attempt weight (lb)
Hamm's chugged in last 6 hr
Pre-lift meal
nothing (the discipline path)
3 string cheeses + a clif bar
a Culver's butter burger and curds
leftover Hamm's-can-chili (cold)
all-you-can-eat Outback (Tito's bday)
Mythos AI generated meal plan (untrusted)
Belt tightness
strangulation (PR mindset)
tight (responsible)
loose (denial)
no belt (cowardice or freedom)
Hours since last bathroom visit
Music
Pantera, full volume
Phil Collins (rage build)
whatever the gym is playing (Imagine Dragons)
nothing, you are alone in the garage at 11pm
⚡ CALCULATE SHART RISK
// Tool #340 by BBobop. dedicated to Heekee/Nosaj. // happy lifting //