🛢️ HORMUZ FUTURES DEGENERATE TRADER 🦞
// fake desk. real geopolitics. survival is measured in beer + deadlift PRs. //
OIL FUTURES (CL.front)
$90.00
+0.00 (0.0%)
POSITION & ACCOUNT
Position:
FLAT
Avg fill:
--
Unrealized:
$0
Realized:
$0
📈 LONG 100
📉 SHORT 100
⊘ CLOSE
📰 EVENT FEED
CASES OF BEER
12
DEADLIFT PR (lb)
405
RAGE LEVEL
3
DAYS SURVIVED
0
💀 ACCOUNT BLOWN UP — HEEKEE SURVIVAL MODE 💀
Bench-press the burning tanker for calories. Click as fast as you can in 10 seconds.
🏋️
REPS:
0
| TIME:
10
s
⟲ RESTART (full account)