š¦ HEEKEE VOICE TRANSLATOR
paste any text. translate to heekee voice (first-person cudahy bar storyteller).
SOURCE
text
I deadlifted 405 pounds at the gym yesterday. It was a personal record. My friend Tony was there to spot me.
intensity
light (just sprinkle wisconsin)
medium (full heekee voice)
maximum (unhinged, allegedly)
TRANSLATE TO HEEKEE
paste something. press the button. eat a glazer while you wait.
not affiliated with any actual heekee // satire // pour out a hamm's