F-350 DECISION ENGINE
"WILL THE F-350 FIT?" — A SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY // v1.0
your F-350 has a question. let the engine decide.
THE TRUCK
cab
regular
SuperCab
Crew Cab
bed
6.75 ft short
8 ft long
lift kit (in)
tire size
stock
35"
37"
40" (a war crime)
THE DESTINATION
where are you trying to put it
standard parking spot, mall
urban street parallel parking spot
kwik trip drive-thru
mcdonald's drive-thru (small one)
residential garage (single-car)
residential garage (2-car)
parking garage downtown (7 ft clearance)
parking garage downtown (6.5 ft clearance, dare you)
your ex's driveway (dramatic)
directly into the supper club (drunk hypothetical)
across the parking lot at an angle taking 4 spots (statement)
any complications? (optional)
there's a Prius next to the spot. trailer hitch is on. 11 Hamm's deep but driving carefully. cobot in the passenger seat.
CONSULT THE F-350
the F-350 hums in idle. it has not yet been asked.
not affiliated with ford motor co // do not drive the F-350 drunk // park responsibly