EXCUSE COMPILER — HEEKEE EDITION
why are you late / not coming / leaving early / canceling. compiler will draft.
SCENARIO
recipient
boss
spouse / partner
parole officer
landlord
your trainer
the IRS
a friend you genuinely don't want to see
your dentist
situation
can't make it tonight
running late
need to leave early
canceling outright
missed the thing yesterday
need to reschedule indefinitely
plausibility floor
airtight (mortgage-grade)
plausible (will pass casual scrutiny)
flimsy (vibes-based)
unhinged (heekee mode)
Wisconsin flavor?
off
on
maximum
COMPILE EXCUSE
compiler idle. give me a scenario.
tell the truth when you can. compile only when you must.