⚔ 1V1 DEADLIFT SHOWDOWN ⚔
two lifters enter. one walks out. the other shart-events. the cobot films.
FIGHTER 1
name
1RM (lb)
bw (lb)
readiness 0-100
FIGHTER 2
name
1RM (lb)
bw (lb)
readiness 0-100
VENUE
where
commercial gym (sterile)
port loading dock (chaotic)
basement garage gym
supper club parking lot (drunk hypothetical)
kwik trip parking lot (audience: 4)
weight to attempt
RIP THE BAR
setup the bar. chalk up. nod once.
do not lift drunk against a stronger opponent at the dock // satire