🌭 BRAT CALIPER
measure that brat. judge it.
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length (inches)
6"
diameter (inches)
1.1"
brand
Johnsonville
Klement's
Usinger's
Local butcher (the good one on Packard)
Costco bulk pack
Gas station impulse buy
cooked on
charcoal grill
gas grill
cast iron
simmered in beer first then grilled
boiled (you monster)
microwaved (call the police)
CALIPER & JUDGE
(awaiting brat)
brat measurement bureau // boil-then-grill or face the council