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Work email still fukked. 
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Did someone just install a patch?
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Work email still fukked.
https://status.cloud.microsoft/
While the servers we've returned to service initially remain healthy, we've observed that they can become unresponsive again once they begin receiving traffic. We're analyzing diagnostic data from these servers with our networking and platform experts to determine what's triggering this behavior. Building on the protective traffic management measures we've implemented, we're also temporarily limiting which types of traffic can reach the affected infrastructure in specific locations. This will help us determine whether a particular type of request is contributing to the impact and allow us to restore service incrementally. Additionally, we're rebuilding a subset of affected servers using a previous software configuration to validate whether this prevents them from becoming unresponsive, and we'll expand this approach to additional servers if we observe positive results.
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https://x.com/txsalth2o/status/2120974253164310945
It sounds like their Copilot AI is down, too, so the remaining engineers don't have anybody to ask how to fix the problem.
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Spanky wrote:
That TLS channel isn't being terminated where you think it is being terminated.
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Is it terminated with a 75 ohm resistor?
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Spanky wrote:
Digital might be an abstraction of analog but it is not actually analog.
Electicity is obviously analog. High voltage might be abstracted to 1 and low voltage to 0. But that doesn't make digital a kind of analog.
It really does. And a modulated string of ones and zeros makes a sound. Possibly in the human hearing range.
Ever hook a speaker to yuor coax network?
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It really does. And a modulated string of ones and zeros makes a sound. Possibly in the human hearing range.
Ever hook a speaker to yuor coax network?
How does modem work?
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Global Microsoft outage leaves millions without access to Outlook email, Teams and other tools
https://www.cnn.com/2026/11/12/business … e-intl-hnk
Microsoft outage live: UK police, NHS services and schools affected amid ongoing global disruption
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ … cause-news
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Exchange Online is down. Teams is down.
I have stuff I could be doing, but I don't want to, so I'm sitting at my desk watching porn instead.
I won't get caught, I'm using incognito mode!
They won't catch me in incognito mode!
Right? RIGHT????
fuq...
Teams? Down?
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.,wrote:
Teams? Down?
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people are just leaving work 

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Appears to be working again.
Get back to work.
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https://status.cloud.microsoft
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Service Health Status
Last refreshed less than one minute ago
Service degradation on Microsoft 365 (Business or Enterprise) and Microsoft consumer products. See below for more information.
Microsoft 365 (Business or Enterprise)
Service degradation
Users may be unable to connect to multiple Microsoft 365 services
Information about this issue is posted on this page because Microsoft 365 administrators may be unable to access the admin center to get Service health information.
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So they call an outage (unable to connect) a degradation.
Please to be trying again tomorrow sar.
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Phillip_McCavityCollapsed under the weight of spam.
That will teach you to lay me off!
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https://status.cloud.microsoft/
While the servers we've returned to service initially remain healthy, we've observed that they can become unresponsive again once they begin receiving traffic. We're analyzing diagnostic data from these servers with our networking and platform experts to determine what's triggering this behavior. Building on the protective traffic management measures we've implemented, we're also temporarily limiting which types of traffic can reach the affected infrastructure in specific locations. This will help us determine whether a particular type of request is contributing to the impact and allow us to restore service incrementally. Additionally, we're rebuilding a subset of affected servers using a previous software configuration to validate whether this prevents them from becoming unresponsive, and we'll expand this approach to additional servers if we observe positive results.
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So… rollback to last version that worked and limit access to US only.
Sounds like a plan.
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SockpuppetWorking again here.
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.,Phillip_McCavity wrote:
Collapsed under the weight of spam.
That will teach you to lay me off!
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final warning??
you'll all pay
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