> Trump appoints the WWE as White House Press Secretary

#1 2026-11-07 20:06:49

https://x.com/MonicaCrowley/status/2119141057795375268

Apparently that's the wrong Dana White.  This was day two of Steven Miller's role as Chief of Staff, and it's already a pretty big fuq up.  Suzie Wiles would have never.

Q). Is there anything MORE white trash than UFC?  

A).  No, the only thing that come close are monster truck exhibitions

At least give us a secretary we want to watch.  Start here:

https://x.com/campushookup/status/2089100655701225737

I bet the Alpha Phi's could give a better briefing than Katie Zacharia.

 wrote:I bet the Alpha Phi's could give a better briefing than Katie Zacharia.
Let's circle back on that.

 wrote:I bet the Alpha Phi's could give a better briefing than Katie Zacharia.
Get Alpha Phi chicks to run press briefings.  Final warning.

 wrote:I bet the Alpha Phi's could give a better briefing than Katie Zacharia.
Biden's Raggedy Shaniqua was the gold standard.

 wrote:Q). Is there anything MORE white trash than UFC?  

A).  No, the only thing that come close are monster truck exhibitions
Monster truck exhibitions are pretty stupid, but there is at least some interesting engineering involved.

Boxing and Karate are classy but UFC... OMG, pure trash.  I'm fuqing dumb.
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I don't think this will work.  The US government is not ran like the UFC, even with Trump in office.

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Only a loser would think other people think boxing and karate are classy.

MMA (UFC is/was the main company promoting MMA) was useful because it showed where traditional martial arts were inadequate for self defense purposes.  It provides for a true testing ground of self defense techniques -- at least at the top levels.  A beginner ten year old isn't going to be able to nail a flying arm bar or a D'arce choke.

anon user #3 wrote:I don't think this will work.  The US government is not ran like the UFC, even with Trump in office.
UFC is better managed than Fedzilla

 wrote:UFC is better managed than Fedzilla
Actually, no.  They have serious issues with fighter pay.  A lot is done on a whim.

lolchix

Let's save money.  Turn the press room at The White Hut back into a swimming pool.  Reporters can send their questions, from their office, in writing.  Maybe someone will get back to them.

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