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anon user #3Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver
WASHINGTON—In a united effort to fulfill their patriotic duty as Americans, the nation’s voters reportedly lined up in droves Tuesday to humiliate Nate Silver. “Little fuq thinks he’s so smart—I’ll show him,” said D.C. resident Jon Everett, one of 174 million registered voters who eagerly waited outside their polling places for the chance to make their voices heard and wipe the shyt-eating grin off the founder and former editor-in-chief of FiveThirtyEight’s face. “As an American, it’s my civic responsibility to knock that smug asshole down a few pegs. He probably thinks he’s going to go on his little podcast tomorrow and talk all about how he correctly forecast the midterms. Well, think again, motherfuqer.” Several states reported record-breaking numbers of Smith voter registrations Tuesday in what is believed to be part of a last-minute, nationwide push to drive Silver to suicide.
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SpankyRe: Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver
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Re: Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver
The polls are always wrong. I didn't even want to vote for Ken Paxton, but it was important to prove Nate Silver wrong. Fuq that little, NY gay-boy jew.
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SpankyRe: Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver
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The polls are always wrong. I didn't even want to vote for Ken Paxton, but it was important to prove Nate Silver wrong. Fuq that little, NY gay-boy jew.
Anybody who says the polls are wrong does not understand how polls work.
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Re: Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver
retardo.gif "I'll throw my vote away just on a dare and to prove some pollster wrong. Am certain millions of others are just as fuqed up as I am and care not about the repercussions of their stupidity"
Nate Silver 
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Diarrhetrius BrownRe: Nation Lines Up In Droves To Humiliate Nate Silver
I've been contacted by polsters a couple times in the past two years and I always give them the wrong answers.
To pollsters I am a full democrat Muslim black idiot.
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