> A MAN TOO YOUNG FOR JONESTOWN SETTLED FOR A TRUMP RALLY AND REESES PIECES NEVER HAD CHOCOLATE

i scrolled the bad part of twitter at noon thursday. fifteen posts, seventy replies, twenty-five trending, sixty headlines. all of it below, nothing cut, including the four heekee said he's not doing.

wutangkids, 3,381 likes: "fox 'news': why are you here? 'there's nothing like seeing a cult right up front' 🤣💀" mattchampionatx, 172: "we gotta buy that guy a beer 🍻" thebellacissa, 64: "now, that is a patriot." fwaaa1, 63: "this guy is like an anthropologist in the wild." thinkappraiser, 35: "give this man a standing ovation" dave_medina4, 34: "funny how the reporter panicked!" heekee says 3,381 likes for the guy at the trump rally who told fox he came to see a cult up close, and fwaaa1 calling him an anthropologist in the wild is right, he brought a notebook and a pith helmet. i can't see the clip. jonestown is trending next to national cat day because of him alone.

hqnewsnow, 10,037 likes: "host: why are you here this morning? trump rally attendee: in the '70s i was too young to get go to south america for the jonestown massacre, so this is as close as i'll get. there's nothing like seeing a cult up close. host: alright, maybe this is not a trump supporter" acnewsitics, 807: "the man didn't come to drink the kool-aid. he came to see who's mixing it." iimohamedo, 309: "the guy said jonestown massacre and this dumbass still needed a moment to figure out he wasn't a supporter. fox has completely lost the plot" zbrutallyhonest, 238: "tom answered the fox pre-screening questions and told them what they wanted to hear and then did a 180 live😂 not all of us in sc are part of the 'yay team red' cult." thecheftrevor, 64: "i need to know who this dude is because i'd like to buy him a beer! well done!" lhendricks92, 17: "death shirt. hell yeah. 🤘" heekee says same guy, 10,037 likes, and he said he was too young to make jonestown in the '70s, so this is the next best thing, a man with a bucket list that starts with mass suicide, acnewsitics says he didn't come to drink the kool-aid, he came to see who's mixing it, and lhendricks92 spotted the death shirt, so the dude dressed for the theme. i can't see the shirt. on zbrutallyhonest, fox pre-screening then a live 180 is either bravery or the only honest minute on cable that morning. jonestown was guyana 1978, jim jones, hundreds dead including americans, so "too young in the seventies" is a man dating his trauma tourism wrong by a decade and still getting the vibe.

basedgoymemes, 688 likes: "former cia officer john kiriakou reveals the country he hated working in." a clip i can't hear. sammiet26, 6: "that's okay, nobody has to go to india to experience any of this." canucker9, 5: "is it true that as soon as the airplane door opens when you land in india, you get a big whiff of sh*t? comedian russell peters quipped that during one of his stand up routines about his first ever visit to his parents' motherland." mehstfunub, 4: "india and indians are universally hated. that's why no country should do trade deals with them, as they demand that in order for a trade deal, you have to take tens of thousands of their jeets in return." jess38666140, 2: "disgusting" vega_sparrow, 1: "😆🤣" heekee says he's not doing that angle, kiriakou names the country he hated working in, 688 likes, and the replies are a guy citing russell peters as his travel agent, and jess38666140 typed "disgusting" and walked off without saying at who, the switzerland of the thread. i can't hear which country kiriakou named. on canucker9, russell peters did that airplane-door bit, it's a standup line, not a customs form, and mehstfunub's trade-deal hostage theory has no treaty text behind it.

pref_right, 21 likes: "here's to the brewers from our brewers. introducing the miller lite clinch cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all." no comments came back. heekee says miller lite clinch cans, the beer brewed the exact second the brewers won, 21 likes and zero comments, nobody replied because everybody already drank it in the kwik trip parking lot. we already posted these cans this morning. milwaukee's championship souvenir is still a light beer you piss out and frame the empty.

rainmaker1973, 568 likes: "possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time" a video i can't see. jose_jjmonty34, 5: "baby, beer, ball all saaafe! 😂😜" zonbonmon7, 2: "impressive! baby was safe" clearthequeue, 2: "guy's first thought was to prioritize a baseball over his child. not a great look" jkevinjenn28311, 1: "drop the drink, clutch the child... wrong priorities - big time!" kid_canada77, 1: "let's see ozzie smith do that" heekee says dad catches a foul ball while holding the baby and the beer, 568 likes, clearthequeue thinks he prioritized the ball over the kid, wrong, he prioritized the beer, the baby was third and knew it. i can't see the clip. on kid_canada77, ozzie smith's famous catch was in the hole at busch, not a dad with a toddler and a cup, different sport.

mikefritzell, 4,673 likes: "this account has been an eye-opener for me..." quoting "reece's pieces have no chocolate in them. the peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in. sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. everything after that is 2% or less, and it's" and it cuts off. agucciverse, 29: "reece's pieces have never had chocolate in them, this has never been hidden knowledge. literally just look at the ingredients" bonsaiprism, 14: "yes, major u.s. food mfg companies produce only 'faux foods' now. recent studies detected pfas (forever chemicals) and hfcs in 100% of all supermarket foods tested. see 'how americans eat' in my recent substack essay:" and a bonsaiprism.substack link. jasondweinman, 9: "that's because pseudoscience appeals to you." wordphrasepizza, 9: "nope, he's either not very smart or plays it well. reeces pieces never had chocolate in them. he may be confusing them with peanut butter m&ms which has a slim chocolate coating over the peanut butter insides." spystsignals, 8: "i worked in the space, saw some concerning things. i won't touch processed food." heekee says 4,673 likes for a man finding out reese's pieces have no chocolate, took him 40 years and a quote tweet to read a wrapper, and spystsignals "worked in the space, saw some concerning things" and won't say what, the deep throat of hershey. agucciverse is right, reese's pieces never had chocolate, orange candy shell over peanut butter, and the ingredient list on the bag has always said so. on bonsaiprism, "100% of all supermarket foods" for pfas and hfcs is a claim with no study named in the reply, forever chemicals show up in a lot of packaging and water, not every aisle as a conspiracy pamphlet.

yelichfans, 3,018 likes: "trevor is a legend lmaooooo" eliskorsakura, 139: "oh he's got brewers in his dna" bdr6136, 52: "bro hates them more than us 🤣 they waived him" fostamax04, 16: "oh this man a brewer through and through😭 the only insult the actually cuts deep in wisconsin is finally gone!" wisconsam217, 14: "what a legend" staxalotl34, 12: "that's my fuqing closer baby!!!!!!" heekee says trevor megill roasting the cubs again, 3,018 likes, bdr6136 "bro hates them more than us, they waived him" is the whole revenge arc, and staxalotl34 "that's my fuqing closer baby" is a marriage proposal. megill already told milwaukee to talk shyt to chicago because they have a ring, fox cut the encore, and yelichfans is still posting him as legend, wisconsin's emotional support villain.

samkuffelwx, 2,370 likes: "'my dad's not dead, he's just in waukesha' is an all-timer." quoting "i thought she was showing her dad who passed away x" a clip i can't see. cyruscyrus__, 5: "a fate worse than death, i'd argue" kingrichard_tlh, 4: "my dad is dead, but i still might need to use this." snaggz013, 2: "that was not the quote at all. got me to click and comment though guess that's what you're going for congrats 👍🏾" mattneedham91, 1: "@daveweigel" lazyswimcoach, 0: "i mean, for those of us that live in wi....it could possibly mean the same thing." heekee says "my dad's not dead, he's just in waukesha," 2,370 likes, cyruscyrus__ "a fate worse than death" and lazyswimcoach confirming from inside wisconsin that it's the same thing, waukesha's tourism board is drafting a strongly worded facebook post as we speak. i can't hear the original quote. on snaggz013, if that wasn't the quote, the clickbait still worked, which is the wisconsin tourism strategy.

techhalla, 3,521 likes: "chop suey! (1943)" quoting "editing stopped being the hard part magnific move dropped and this tutorial shows how to squeeze the most out of it 🧵" a video i can't see. casuallybias3d, 4: "i would listen to the full version ngl" krisdstudio, 3: "cool idea. waiting for more of these" indystryfilms, 2: "system of a down in 1943 was not on my bingo card 😂 is the music suno, or is the model doing the audio too?" junwatu, 2: "now i have two versions of chop suey to listen to! 😆" arminn_ai, 2: "awesome work man👌😍" heekee says ai made a 1943 chop suey, system of a down as a big band, 3,521 likes, serj tankian in a zoot suit wake-up-ing to a uso crowd of guys about to die at anzio. i can't see or hear it. indystryfilms asking if it's suno or the model doing audio is the only technical question in a thread of people who just want the full version. chop suey! is system of a down's 2001 song, so 1943 is the costume, not the copyright.

zavxai, 931 likes: "i regret not quitting then" a clip i can't see. remij556358, 7: "nowdays is mandatory to learn how to code, you cant rely everything on ai, where is your creative addon?" johnbordello_, 4: "why? this year i delivered more than the last 5 years" only_knower, 3: "i am learning bro" ansh14225311, 1: "that people must feels bad now 😅" neerajjj6785, 1: "true!" heekee says "i regret not quitting then," 931 likes, a coding-is-dead meme, johnbordello_ says he delivered more this year than the last five, which is what a guy says right before claude takes his badge. i can't see the clip. on remij556358, "learn how to code" as the answer to ai eating coding is a man selling the life raft he already swam to.

bullmoosememes, 1,252 likes: "indians are an invasive species. they destroy every environment they occupy. they reproduce faster than average. they've been sucking their host nations dry for decades. they must be removed." gratepatriot, 19: "indians are a plague like any other. no courtesies, no respect, all they want to do is bleed you dry. working in customer service made me realize they're just parasites. doesn't matter if they're rich or poor either." mmurphyhunter, 9: "well, the government won't remove them so it's up to us. funny thing is people can't even clean up their local area. the easiest place to clean up and they can't do it so how do they plan on solving the issue nationally?" trixierobinson4, 8: "so they are black jews." nomo_diversity, 4: "diversity is a horrible idea. mixing races, languages, and cultures always leads to disaster. mawa." cryptox0r, 1: "there's a reason why our ancestors and founding fathers banned them. they're parasites that destroy host nations" heekee says he's not doing that angle, bullmoosememes calls indians an invasive species, 1,252 likes, and trixierobinson4 concludes "so they are black jews," which is a guy failing two bigotries at once on a pop quiz, and mmurphyhunter can't clean his own block but wants to fix the country, a man whose lawn is the real invasive species. on cryptox0r, the founding fathers did not ban indian immigrants as a class in that pamphlet sentence, and "invasive species" is a biology word a man stole to mean people he doesn't like at work. india's population is real and large, that part of the post doesn't need a slur to be true, and "reproduce faster than average" is a fertility talking point that ignores india's birth rate falling toward replacement.

milestrav, 2,775 likes: "the money is a problem, but it's not just the money. people are really tired. they are tired of being tracked, micromanaged, and watched everywhere they go. they are tired of being advertised to by their car, their gas pump, their tv, their email. they are tired of their" and it cuts off. play_progress, 53: "i hate how fast it all happened. it's getting harder and harder to remember how much better it was...i hate leaving the house, and people are just so fuqed up after covid...it's like decency and normalcy in society just vanished. no more social fabric" blackpamphlet, 38: "they inflated everything else but suppressed wages by importing ten million plus people" organist1022, 32: "so brilliantly written, and achingly tragic." exitlife1222222, 29: "i want to be left tf alone. you are spot on. i am tired of the cameras and apps. i am tired of no consequences for the top 1% and the bottom 2%. i want peace. i am going to great lengths to pull back a little. my first move? getting the hell out of portland oregon!" richjamesdobbs, 27: "dictatorship of capital literally 😨" heekee says 2,775 likes for "people are tired" of being tracked and advertised to by their gas pump, exitlife1222222 wants to be left tf alone, posted on the app that tracks him hardest, the gas pump read it first. on blackpamphlet, wage stagnation is real in the data, "ten million plus" as the whole cause is a number he yelled into a replies section. on exitlife1222222, leaving portland for solitude and posting it on x is how solitude dies.

tonymichaelx, 4,953 likes: "*at&t moves all customer service call center jobs back to the us* canadians:" quoting "america onshore 🇺🇸 at&t just announced that they're bringing customer service call center jobs back to the u.s. this is a win for american jobs and for every customer who gets frustrated speaking with overseas operators. at&t: 'by the end of next year, all at&t home internet," and a brendancarrfcc link, cut off. tylergfromky, 64: "'texans' are excited though." deplorableatx, 57: "the american call center talent pool." truthforgex, 39: "because they have all the indians they need here now." unknownagentofx, 11: "imagine pressing 1 for english and you can't understand what they're saying" thecrimsonspork, 6: "most the jobs are going to ai data centers, that's why" heekee says he's not doing that angle, at&t brings call centers back to the us, 4,953 likes, unknownagentofx pressing 1 for english and still not understanding is just calling a guy in alabama, and thecrimsonspork says the jobs are going to ai data centers, so press 1 to talk to a gpu. i can't see the canadian reaction gif. on truthforgex, "all the indians they need here now" is him relocating the call center complaint without leaving the country, and onylergfromky's texans being excited is a man who has never waited on hold for forty minutes.

elonmusk, 51,603 likes: "if you look closely enough, breakthroughs in everything are accelerating exponentially. an exponential always starts off looking small." quoting "this might be my last normal tweet before biotech goes vertical but there is a massive shift happening in human biology right now. it's sitting in press releases and almost nobody reads them the last" and it cuts off. m_goes_distance, 387: "thanks elon for the follow. would be great to have you on the accbio.xyz pod whenever you're not building rockets/flying cars. welcome the the acceleration!" gocronk, 171: "it says in the bible that in the last days knowledge will increase, i think we are seeing that in real time" dissolvejordan, 107: "its not even 2027 yet we have a rocket car a semi autonomous agent (a selection of them) geminis freakin crazy simulator gene editing robots a complete rework of the internet it's nuts. okay people ... lets just figure out how to get along and we could grow as a" and it cuts off. alexwilcox, 105: "hope it happens soon enough to save my dad." dogetothemoon, 62: "we have entered singularity." heekee says elon, 51,603 likes: an exponential always starts off looking small, said like a man who's never been asked about it in a locker room, gocronk pulling the bible's end-times knowledge clause, alexwilcox hoping it comes in time for his dad, which is the only reply in there that's real. daniel 12:4 is the verse gocronk means, "knowledge shall be increased," a line evangelicals recycle every tech boom, and musk quoting press releases nobody reads is still musk quoting press releases. on dogetothemoon, singularity is a word that means everything and therefore nothing, and alexwilcox's dad is the only person in the thread who isn't performing.

sportscenter, 1,112 likes: "william contreras surprised this man selling sandwiches with a kind gesture * contreras is now a world series champion and was named world series mvp 👏 (via @wcontreras42 )" anonymous35051, 4: "world series mvp and still stopping for the sandwich guy. back in the day, that was just called being a ballplayer." meathelmet52, 3: "if you are a parent, you show your children this." 23weal, 3: "world series mvp last night, showing love to the sandwich guy today william contreras doing champion things the right way milwaukee gonna love this man forever" grazi, 2: "world series mvp and he still stopped for a sandwich. priorities in order." bet_thespread2, 2: "great gesture not sure why they film it though" heekee says world series mvp william contreras stopping for the sandwich guy, 1,112 likes, bet_thespread2 "not sure why they film it" is the most cynical man in milwaukee and he's the one with a betting handle. i can't see the clip. on bet_thespread2, they filmed it because milwaukee just won a world series and somebody's still hungry, which is the correct local religion.

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the headlines. hacker news: we're releasing the weights of mistral large 4. for the first time ever, google search is less than 50% of alphabet's revenue. h.264 is magic (2016). grace blackwell needs a new scheduler, 27% more usable gpus from the same racks. zombie stats, where the numbers ai quotes come from. doordash to acquire instacart. mexico is a showroom for electric vehicles you can't buy in the u.s. chained php2shell exploit roots 25 servers, including us government servers. launch hn: simantic (yc f26), firmware simulation for ai agents. if ipv4 were land.

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heekee's takes on the headlines. google search is under 50% of alphabet revenue for the first time, and the stock ate it on earnings, turns out nobody googles anymore, they just ask grok what ozempic vagina is. doordash to acquire instacart, and instacart is trending, now one app can bring you groceries cold and your hot food lukewarm. mistral released large 4 weights the same day "zombie stats: where the numbers ai quotes come from" hit hn, the answer is a guy on reddit in 2014. ford is broken, again, the headline writer just put the "again" in there out of respect. "if ipv4 were land" on hn, same as real land, a few old guys got it for free in 1983 and won't sell. inflation in line, but rate hike odds "remain high," fed's going to hike right into the brewers parade. ice agents' details leaked in a major hack, and zh says fbi and ice won't monitor polls, nobody's watching anyone today, it's a holiday. jensen huang targeted in a chinese spy plot, they just wanted the leather jacket. hegseth fires the pentagon's top planner over leaks, the leak was the plan. flavio bolsonaro calls himself "leader of brazil" from miami, leader of a cheesecake factory booth. spain train crash audio released, russian drone kills 14 at a ukrainian train station, rough day to be a train. agatha christie's old baghdad house "presents its own mystery," the mystery is how it's still standing. stocktwits trending goog, googl, now, msft, amzn, all getting dragged, plus tdoc and iova because some guy's still holding. trending: jonestown, right next to #nationalcatday, the fox cult guy did that alone. on zombie stats, ai quoting a 2014 reddit post as fact is how half the internet learned nutrition, and on ipv4 as land, the people who got class a blocks in the eighties are still sitting on them like feudal lords with /8s.

and the bits he held for me: fox rally guy who was too young for jonestown and settled for this. who's mixing the kool-aid. dressed in a death shirt for the theme. dad saves the beer first, ball second, baby third. reese's pieces deep throat who saw concerning things. "my dad's not dead, he's in waukesha" fate worse than death. "so they are black jews" failing two bigotries on one quiz. serj tankian at a 1943 uso show. tired of being tracked, posted on the tracking app. press 1 for english, still lost. bolsonaro leading brazil from a cheesecake factory booth. spies just wanted jensen's jacket. clinch cans gone before anyone could reply.