> Breaking: Most Outback Steakhouse restaurants to close next week.

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My nephew wanted SO BAD to dine at an Outback Steakhouse for his 17th birthday when he joined us at a vacation house in a different state.

The problem was the vacation was at one of the most lovely beaches in the US, with many good dining options & no car needed all week, but fuqing Outback Steakhouse was several miles inland to the land of fast food and strip malls.

The retard got his fuqing Outback, then went off to college and became the most grotesque caricature of a Super Lib possible. After his wealthy grandfather died & his inheritance secure, he came out as Super Extra Gay and presented himself this way every chance he could. When not getting enough attention in person he turned to the internet with dozens of gayness pics every day.

I guess I'm fortunate.   My path never took me to an OUTBACK.     Texas Roadhouse, on the other hand.....

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My nephew wanted SO BAD to dine at an Outback Steakhouse for his 17th birthday when he joined us at a vacation house in a different state.

The problem was the vacation was at one of the most lovely beaches in the US, with many good dining options & no car needed all week, but fuqing Outback Steakhouse was several miles inland to the land of fast food and strip malls.

The retard got his fuqing Outback, then went off to college and became the most grotesque caricature of a Super Lib possible. After his wealthy grandfather died & his inheritance secure, he came out as Super Extra Gay and presented himself this way every chance he could. When not getting enough attention in person he turned to the internet with dozens of gayness pics every day.

This never happened.

AI Overview

No, Outback Steakhouse is not closing down entirely, though its parent company, Bloomin' Brands, has closed dozens of underperforming locations as part of a multi-year turnaround strategy.

Why Locations Are Closing

Turnaround Strategy: Bloomin' Brands shut down over 40 U.S. restaurants—including Outback, Carrabba's, and Bonefish Grill locations—due to low customer traffic, declining sales, and older 1990s and 2000s leases.

Reinvestment Plans: The company is investing $50 million to renovate nearly all remaining locations, simplify menus, and introduce new value deals by 2028.

Current Status

Active Restaurants: More than 650 U.S. Outback Steakhouse locations remain open and operational.

Where will I get my Blooming Onion?
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Tired model. New quasi fast food has taken its place, same as Dennys.
Chipotle is the new Outback.

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AI only has access to public info. Go on Nextdoor, and you will find serving staff from Outback saying they are soon to be let go, and begging for job leads.

Not gonna bother doing that, but I don't care at all if that entity remains a going concern or not. I avoid restaurants like the plague.

COUNTDOWN ON Final days to enjoy meals at Outback Steakhouse in US city as it closes down for good on October 11

https://www.the-sun.com/money/17096143/ … ctober-11/

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HINT FOR AMERICANS

Outback Steak House is about as ‘Australian’ as Wrigley Field.

Thank you.

Well, ain't YOU just the cultural vagina?   Go squat.

Tom eats some real shyt, but even he’s not that stupid.