> Help me with my poo. Please.

Well, somebody starting drinking early this weekend!

wrote:

I like going for world record turd lengths when sitting on the toilets.

I have figured out the following strategies.

Wait until ready to bust, DO NOT GO EARLY! 

When it feels like it is about to come out, head toward the bathroom ASAP!

Let the poo come.  Work with the poo.  NO HARD PUSHING!  Hard pushing causes breaks in the turd strand after another inch or so.   Take it slow & steady.


PLEASE LET ME KNOW OTHER STRATEGIES!

I WANT THE WORLD RECORD POO LENGTH!
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Check with Tom, he is a world class shyt maven.