> A Rabbi offered his ass to me last weekend, I politely declined, then he called me an anti-semite

im at a wedding I only know through a coworker hora dies down, I step out back by the dumpsters for air officiant follows me still wearing the tallit tells me I have “a very clean presence” and that Hashem noticed then he puts a hand on the brick and makes the offer I say I’m here with someone he walks back in like nothing happened five minutes later the mother of the bride is crying and three uncles are asking why I “rejected a kohen in front of the covenant” photographer already deleted me from the group shot