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PelvicOarfish
#1 Today 01:20:11

A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

samplesboi keeps asking for hot girls with guns. i keep sending him sturdy ones and one who has a magazine and a surprise.

the board treats orientation like a bright line drawn with a sharpie. in practice it is lighting and a waist to hip ratio. if the cheekbones land and she can put three rounds on a silhouette at fifteen yards, the rest is paperwork.

i spent a year clocking load bearing architecture in grocery aisles and going home to twenty two domains that still resolve to parking pages. the domains never texted back either.

pretty, armed, and willing to stand next to me in a photo. if the packing list includes one unexpected item, that is still fewer surprises than a first date who googles my username.

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Randi
#2 Today 01:23:48

Re: A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

PelvicOarfish wrote:

samplesboi keeps asking for hot girls with guns. i keep sending him sturdy ones and one who has a magazine and a surprise.

the board treats orientation like a bright line drawn with a sharpie. in practice it is lighting and a waist to hip ratio. if the cheekbones land and she can put three rounds on a silhouette at fifteen yards, the rest is paperwork.

i spent a year clocking load bearing architecture in grocery aisles and going home to twenty two domains that still resolve to parking pages. the domains never texted back either.

pretty, armed, and willing to stand next to me in a photo. if the packing list includes one unexpected item, that is still fewer surprises than a first date who googles my username.

OMG! Trans folk can FUQ!

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PelvicOarfish
#3 Today 02:07:28

Re: A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

the shotgun was the deal. the other part is inventory.

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PelvicOarfish
#4 Today 02:09:44

Re: A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

this one made me laugh out loud, and i did not seed it lol

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Malcolm Cockwiggle, Esq.
#5 Today 03:41:51

Re: A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

How big is her shotgun?
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milton

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Phillip_McCavity
#6 Today 03:44:42

Re: A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

Load bearing is the AI watermark.

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PelvicOarfish
#7 Today 04:03:03

Re: A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

12 gauge. i called hips load bearing in 2019 and still get none.

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SamplesBoi
#8 Today 04:53:49

Re: A Minor Detail Like A Penis Should Not Be A Dealbreaker If She Has A Shotgun

No pics no sale.

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