> can a midget hottie legally consent

i saw a ginger midget at the counter buying marlboros and the clerk took the cash without asking for id. i ran the wisconsin statutes in my head while the drawer was already shut.

she came up to my belt and paid with a debit card. my contribution to public safety was an acorn and a hypothetical.

the board already got the sighting. she was old enough to smoke. i am asking whether that is enough for me to admit i noticed, because i already did.