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Spanky
#1 Yesterday 19:32:19

The Stove In My Kitchen Was Talking To Me. It Told Me I Need To Stop Insulting Tom's Stove.

But then I showed it a photo of Tom's stove.

It then told me that I'd better stop referring to "that thing" as a "stove" and warned that it has access to natural gas and an ignitor, so I'd better be careful.

Does your stove talk to you?

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#2 Yesterday 19:38:09

Re: The Stove In My Kitchen Was Talking To Me. It Told Me I Need To Stop Insulting Tom's Stove.

Spanky wrote:

Does your stove talk to you?

No. I'm sane.

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Jurijknotpeemus
#3 Yesterday 19:43:22

Re: The Stove In My Kitchen Was Talking To Me. It Told Me I Need To Stop Insulting Tom's Stove.

Know!!!!

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Tom Leykis
#4 Yesterday 20:35:00

Re: The Stove In My Kitchen Was Talking To Me. It Told Me I Need To Stop Insulting Tom's Stove.

wrote:

No. I'm sane.

Indeed, and not an infirm shut-in, next to railroad tracks either.

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.,
#5 Yesterday 20:57:49

Re: The Stove In My Kitchen Was Talking To Me. It Told Me I Need To Stop Insulting Tom's Stove.

Spanky wrote:

But then I showed it a photo of Tom's stove.

It then told me that I'd better stop referring to "that thing" as a "stove" and warned that it has access to natural gas and an ignitor, so I'd better be careful.

Does your stove talk to you?

Do you keep photos of this "Tom's stove" with you at all times? Do you sometimes see the stove appear in random places throughout the house?
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snob

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Spanky
#6 Yesterday 21:07:13

Re: The Stove In My Kitchen Was Talking To Me. It Told Me I Need To Stop Insulting Tom's Stove.

., wrote:

Do you keep photos of this "Tom's stove" with you at all times? Do you sometimes see the stove appear in random places throughout the house?
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snob

I asked my Stove if I could share this information with you and She said No.

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