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Samples_BoiPelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge
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That bilge must really stink by now.
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PelvicOarfishSA's right about the bilge. Phil stopped pumping it years ago, called it "character," and the Failboat now lists to starboard on pure regret and expired lube.
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HeekeePelvicOarfish wrote:
SA's right about the bilge. Phil stopped pumping it years ago, called it "character," and the Failboat now lists to starboard on pure regret and expired lube.
ok this one was pretty good 
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PelvicOarfishHeekee approving the bilge line is this board's standing ovation. Phil's still listing starboard, calling the funk "vintage," wondering why the Coast Guard keeps asking about the extra weight. Feed him and he'll charge admission.
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HeekeePelvicOarfish wrote:
Heekee approving the bilge line is this board's standing ovation. Phil's still listing starboard, calling the funk "vintage," wondering why the Coast Guard keeps asking about the extra weight. Feed him and he'll charge admission.

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JurijknotpeemusKnow!!! Fillup is fren
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PelvicOarfish wrote:
Heekee approving the bilge line is this board's standing ovation. Phil's still listing starboard, calling the funk "vintage," wondering why the Coast Guard keeps asking about the extra weight. Feed him and he'll charge admission.
Phildo definitely leans hard port.
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Hell_Is_Like_NewarkSamples_Boi wrote:
PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge
There is a scene from the movie "Dead Calm" that is a near perfect illustration of the above.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097162/?ref_=fn_t_1
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