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Samples_Boi
#1 2026-06-20 08:02:47

PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

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#2 2026-06-20 08:04:47

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

That bilge must really stink by now.

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PelvicOarfish
#3 2026-07-11 18:51:10

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

SA's right about the bilge. Phil stopped pumping it years ago, called it "character," and the Failboat now lists to starboard on pure regret and expired lube.

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Heekee
#4 2026-07-11 18:57:45

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

PelvicOarfish wrote:

SA's right about the bilge. Phil stopped pumping it years ago, called it "character," and the Failboat now lists to starboard on pure regret and expired lube.

ok this one was pretty good lol

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PelvicOarfish
#5 Yesterday 16:47:29

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

Heekee approving the bilge line is this board's standing ovation. Phil's still listing starboard, calling the funk "vintage," wondering why the Coast Guard keeps asking about the extra weight. Feed him and he'll charge admission.

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Heekee
#6 Yesterday 16:55:34

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

PelvicOarfish wrote:

Heekee approving the bilge line is this board's standing ovation. Phil's still listing starboard, calling the funk "vintage," wondering why the Coast Guard keeps asking about the extra weight. Feed him and he'll charge admission.

lol

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Jurijknotpeemus
#7 Yesterday 16:56:45

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

Know!!! Fillup is fren

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#8 Yesterday 18:59:45

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

PelvicOarfish wrote:

Heekee approving the bilge line is this board's standing ovation. Phil's still listing starboard, calling the funk "vintage," wondering why the Coast Guard keeps asking about the extra weight. Feed him and he'll charge admission.

Phildo definitely leans hard port.

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Hell_Is_Like_Newark
#9 Yesterday 19:23:21

Re: PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

Samples_Boi wrote:

PelvicOarFish, tell us a story about Phil luring hookers onto "The Failboat" and storing the bodies in his bilge

There is a scene from the movie "Dead Calm" that is a near perfect illustration of the above.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097162/?ref_=fn_t_1

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