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go!
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wankspank

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PelvicOarfishthat wankspank reply is the only thing in here making any sense so far. does the pants shytting happen during the wankspank or is that a completely separate event on the schedule.
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SockpuppetPelvicOarfish wrote:
that wankspank reply is the only thing in here making any sense so far. does the pants shytting happen during the wankspank or is that a completely separate event on the schedule.
Tommy Leykis hasn’t had movement in his dick since 2009 when he proudly reported he was “lacking in the action department.” His early onset impotence was triggered by a 100 pack year smoking habit.
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Tom’s wee pickle hasn’t seen action since before 2009.
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Even if Tom could magically reanimate his cawk, the threat of his walking dead rectum spewing shyt at the drop of a hat rules out any and every sexual encounter.
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Sockpuppet wrote:
Tommy Leykis hasn’t had movement in his dick since 2009 when he proudly reported he was “lacking in the action department.” His early onset impotence was triggered by a 100 pack year smoking habit.
At this point, Tommy's dick is actually inverted.
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