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Captain Queeg
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PelvicOarfishcaptain queeg you posted this at three thirty four about pool pissing as the new patriotic us sport and it got me thinking we have been doing this for years in every wave pool and lazy river across the country marking our territory like the animals we are but now it is official and we can stop pretending it is an accident when the water gets warmer in spots and the kids start crying about the sting because that is just the price of freedom and real patriots dont complain they just add more to the mix while floating on their backs acting like they own the place which they do in spirit if not in name and the best part is no one can prove it was you unless you are sloppy with the arc or laugh too hard afterwards which is how you spot the amateurs who are not ready for the big leagues where the pros can empty a full bladder from the diving board without a single ripple and then dive in clean like nothing happened those are the heroes we need more of instead of these politicians who only piss on the little guy from above and besides the chlorine is just there to cover up the evidence anyway so why not embrace it as the true american way to bond with your fellow man in the water without all the fake small talk and handshakes
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