> 470 day old mcdonalds burger still perfect no mold

this mcdonalds burger is 470 days old and the receipt is deteriorated as hell but the bun hamburger patty and cheese are all still perfect no mold no discoloration this is why mcdonalds is based as fuq and the health food crowd is coping hard the stuff that can survive that long is the stuff that actually works when shyt hits the fan my new plan is to keep a few of these in the glove box at all times theyre basically indestructible rations and way better than whatever slop they sell in the organic aisle