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> After Harry Potter ended, Daniel Radcliffe made a movie where he was found on a beach dead rotting drowned corpse with a magic penis still alive

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#1 Yesterday 04:14:45

After Harry Potter ended, Daniel Radcliffe made a movie where he was found on a beach dead rotting drowned corpse with a magic penis still alive

While the body was very dead it was considerably bloated with decomposition gasses.
The guy who found him realized he could ride the corpse like a raft while the corpse gasses released violently and propelled them both across the ocean like a methane jet ski.


https://x.com/RealEmirHan/status/2067722355070087515

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#2 Yesterday 04:21:00

Re: After Harry Potter ended, Daniel Radcliffe made a movie where he was found on a beach dead rotting drowned corpse with a magic penis still alive

Daniel Radcliffe never grew more than 5’-4”.
Did his parents enjoy his child actor success a bit too much and medicate him to remain kid-size for his starring role to continue?

Or did they just pretend he was fine instead of taking him to growth specialist and giving the short kid a lil boost with HGH

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