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Samples_Boi
#1 2026-02-01 05:59:39

I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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I am sure he's relieved. rolleyes

Yes, he cares what I think. My opinion on his use of money is extremely important.

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#2 2026-02-01 06:04:46

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

Samples_Boi wrote:

Yes, he cares what I think. My opinion on his use of money is extremely important.

Could you ever see yourself in a :big man on big man" sexual situation with the Spankster?

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Samples_Boi
#3 2026-02-01 06:05:43

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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Could you ever see yourself in a :big man on big man" sexual situation with the Spankster?

Get your cock out of your hand and step away from the keyboard. I am not gay.

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#4 2026-02-01 06:06:59

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

Samples_Boi wrote:

Get your cock out of your hand and step away from the keyboard. I am not gay.

Are you really in 300+ territory, guy?

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Samples_Boi
#5 2026-02-01 06:08:03

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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Are you really in 300+ territory, guy?

You're asking too many questions. Spread dem questions out.

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Sockpuppet
#6 2026-02-01 07:07:29

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

Samples_Boi wrote:

Yes, he cares what I think. My opinion on his use of money is extremely important.

True.

I appreciate your also leaving me a like of dough in your will. I’ll probably outlive most CIers.

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#7 2026-02-01 08:18:24

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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800 pounds gives you room to grow!!!

Service factor, bagger

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#8 2026-02-01 14:13:35

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

That’s a hefty perch there Spanky.
No wonder you got someone to lift it into the house.
Have you checked the bearers and joists lately?

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#9 2026-02-01 14:14:16

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

Tom sits on a rubber donut.
His ass is tender.

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#10 2026-02-01 14:17:28

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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Looks like a torture chair from HL2

You're the one who's going to get tortured from that chair, Dot.

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#11 2026-06-15 22:16:40

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

Spanky wrote:

The chair was $3100.

I went and picked it up at the manufacturer in Wisconsin. They loaded it on my truck with a fork lift and strapped it down with some ratcheting straps I brought with me.

It weighs 166 pounds, so I had to pay someone $200 to unload it from my truck, bring it inside, unpack it, and haul away the pallet and other packaging. So total was $3300.

https://www.conceptseating.com/product/ … -headrest/

It turns out that your $3,300 chair has a defect that destroyed your hardwood floor.

https://www.campidiot.com/viewtopic.php?id=1475491


Meanwhile, my $60 chair turned out to be perfect.

https://www.campidiot.com/viewtopic.php … p;n=10#n10


nelson

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#12 2026-06-15 22:53:43

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

TesticularFortitude wrote:

opulence!  Make sure you cover those nice floors, wheels are the worst thing for wood floors

I think not noticing he was grinding a screw into the floor was slightly more damaging.

lolchix

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#13 Yesterday 00:00:19

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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This 880 lb capacity chair only costs $66.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081P5DYK2/

And it comes in orange. Orange!

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#14 Yesterday 00:03:52

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

Yo, pro se husla, have you contacted the manufacturer yet demanding a replacement and floor repair? Or have you gone straight to the legal filings?

Given that the claimed 'defect' is not present in the original pic, seems like a clear case of operator misuse and neglect that should be laughed out of court, unless you luck into a jewdge that hates all businesses in au-style psychotic rage.

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Sockpuppet
#15 Yesterday 00:07:25

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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It turns out that your $3,300 chair has a defect that destroyed your hardwood floor.

https://www.campidiot.com/viewtopic.php?id=1475491


Meanwhile, my $60 chair turned out to be perfect.

https://www.campidiot.com/viewtopic.php … p;n=10#n10


nelson

Do you weigh 800 pounds?

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Sockpuppet
#16 Yesterday 00:07:49

Re: I Bought An 800 LB Capacity Bariatric Office Chair For $3,300!!

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I think not noticing he was grinding a screw into the floor was slightly more damaging.

lolchix

Only took about an hour.

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