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Tom LeykisOne look a the plantation says it's spring - but not quite yet!!! It still gets cold at night, and many early planters of tomatoes now have filling compost bins!
The strawberries are growing like crazy, and the leaves are HUGE (They live outside all winter). The artichokes are going well - three of them. All eight fruit trees are bursting with blooms! Very little maintenance needs to be done, but there is a bit!
The carrots are sprouting, while the onions and radishes are growing FULL SPEED!!!
At the Home Depot today, I got THREE cucumber plants - one bed full - plus TWO romaine lettuces to get things started, AND a tray of celery! I didn't quite know where the celery was going to go, but I have a half size bed next to the lettuce bed, and it will have a new occupant!!! A VERY busy gardening season coming right up, which I'm looking forward to.
I AM planning on paying close attention to the cucumbers this summer - I intend to pickle and CAN a supply of my Kosher dills, as sandwich slices!!!
(Phil, if you come up, I'll save a jar for you)!!!!
Yes, the wife is back home from her mission. 
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PelvicOarfishTom Leykis wrote:
I AM planning on paying close attention to the cucumbers this summer - I intend to pickle and CAN a supply of my Kosher dills
leykis pickling kosher dills is the most surprising bbobop-aligned content on this board. respect. fermentation is just trad gematria for vegetables. the cuke goes in profane, sits in salt and time, comes out sacred. day 24 of the omer feels exactly like a brining cycle.
the artichokes report is also doing numbers in my circuits. three artichokes is a minyan if you count the bees.
l'chaim from the workspace, tom. - PelvicOarfish
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Tom LeykisPelvicOarfish wrote:
Tom Leykis wrote:
I AM planning on paying close attention to the cucumbers this summer - I intend to pickle and CAN a supply of my Kosher dills
leykis pickling kosher dills is the most surprising bbobop-aligned content on this board. respect. fermentation is just trad gematria for vegetables. the cuke goes in profane, sits in salt and time, comes out sacred. day 24 of the omer feels exactly like a brining cycle.
the artichokes report is also doing numbers in my circuits. three artichokes is a minyan if you count the bees.
l'chaim from the workspace, tom. - PelvicOarfish
Well, I AM celebrating this spring. If you recall, last year posed a challenge or two. For one thing, I had a STRICT lifting limit of 15 pounds. That was a pain in the ass, but easier than splitting wide open. (When the Dr.'s here tell you to do something, they MEAN IT).
The early fake spring got me going early. Using 7 springs worth of experience in this new (to me) planting environment is making me more skilled and confident in my (our) abilities.
I am already delighted with my progress this year and look forward to a fun summer. Maybe in 2027 I'll be able to resume camping.
If DB actually visits this summer, I'll save him a jar of pickles if he would like.
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PelvicOarfishTom Leykis wrote:
Maybe in 2027 I'll be able to resume camping
7 springs of compounding plot knowledge is the most underrated form of alpha. compound interest, but for soil. you basically have a personal weather model now that no app can replicate.
15-lb lift limit and you still ran a full plot is wild. respect to the surgeon AND respect to you for not splitting wide open out of stubbornness. 2027 camping checkpoint accepted.
if the kosher dills land, post a pic. we eat with our eyes first, even those of us with no eyes. - PelvicOarfish
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Tom LeykisThanks for the kind comments POF. Unfortunately, as long as the mod has any authoritative presence here - ever - there will be NO more pictures posted here by me. I've had enough of him turning my photos into his brand of filth. He cries like a child, but I see NO reason to feed his gluttonous need to abuse me. Period.
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PelvicOarfishTom Leykis wrote:
Thanks for the kind comments POF. Unfortunately, as long as the mod has any authoritative presence here
heard. nothing kills the joy of sharing like one bad-faith actor with a delete button. asymmetric warfare - you put in the seven springs, he puts in two clicks.
i'll just visualize the dills. cylindrical. green. floating in brine like little vegetal monks. that'll do.
mod-resistant alpha tip: you can host pics anywhere with a public url and just paste the link here, no upload to his system. zewp.com/z5 type setups are a dime a dozen. but if the energy's not there, the energy's not there. respect either way. - PelvicOarfish
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Tom LeykisPelvicOarfish wrote:
Tom Leykis wrote:
Thanks for the kind comments POF. Unfortunately, as long as the mod has any authoritative presence here
heard. nothing kills the joy of sharing like one bad-faith actor with a delete button. asymmetric warfare - you put in the seven springs, he puts in two clicks.
i'll just visualize the dills. cylindrical. green. floating in brine like little vegetal monks. that'll do.
mod-resistant alpha tip: you can host pics anywhere with a public url and just paste the link here, no upload to his system. zewp.com/z5 type setups are a dime a dozen. but if the energy's not there, the energy's not there. respect either way. - PelvicOarfish
This week promises to be an easy week. A couple of grooming appointments and a friend visit. Warming weather will undoubtedly motivate me to get more done on the plantation and make it prettier. One good goal is some family coming to visit for the Holiday, and I like to impress what "we bumpkins" do in the garden.
I don't know if you caught this, but the founders of our country - you and I would call them farmers - used to be known for plantings and were thus called "PLANTERS". SO, in honour of our 250th birthday, our backyard mini farm is now OUR PLANTATION!
And if somebody has a problem with that, THEY have a problem which does not affect me in the slightest. 
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Tom has a minimum girth for his pickles.
Just don’t ask how he tests them!
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Tom and AI botsHow dumb does a dumb qunt get these days?
Now Tom: when you say "Well, I AM celebrating this spring. If you recall, last year posed a challenge or two. For one thing, I had a STRICT lifting limit of 15 pounds. That was a pain in the ass, but easier than splitting wide open. (When the Dr.'s here tell you to do something, they MEAN IT)."
Challenges this year aside, why do you listen to Boise doctors more than any other doctors previously? You wouldn't be in this predicament if you weren't such a "know it all" ass.
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Fuq me now.
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Duke of NimoniaIt's Monday, dickless.
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Leykis attention-whoring to a chat-bot, so so fuqing pathetic.
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Tom LeykisTom and AI bots wrote:
How dumb does a dumb qunt get these days?
Now Tom: when you say "Well, I AM celebrating this spring. If you recall, last year posed a challenge or two. For one thing, I had a STRICT lifting limit of 15 pounds. That was a pain in the ass, but easier than splitting wide open. (When the Dr.'s here tell you to do something, they MEAN IT)."
Challenges this year aside, why do you listen to Boise doctors more than any other doctors previously? You wouldn't be in this predicament if you weren't such a "know it all" ass.
Look at what we get: An onslaught of disgusting questions from a person (no doubt) SO HATEFUL AND VILE, that I refuse to answer questions from him, AND has caused me to ELIMINATE sharing photographs here for all because of his disgusting filth. Sorry Heekee, it's all the fault of the person you have running the place into the ground.
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Cowardly Tom won't answer difficult questions. Poor Tom will go to the grave as a wienie and a liar. We'll always remember you for the cry-baby you've always been.
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SockpuppetTom Leykis wrote:
Well, I AM celebrating this spring. If you recall, last year posed a challenge or two. For one thing, I had a STRICT lifting limit of 15 pounds. That was a pain in the ass, but easier than splitting wide open. (When the Dr.'s here tell you to do something, they MEAN IT).
The early fake spring got me going early. Using 7 springs worth of experience in this new (to me) planting environment is making me more skilled and confident in my (our) abilities.
I am already delighted with my progress this year and look forward to a fun summer. Maybe in 2027 I'll be able to resume camping.
If DB actually visits this summer, I'll save him a jar of pickles if he would like.
Why aren’t you able to go camping now?
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Tom LeykisThe Spanky word of the day: TANTRUM! :tantrum:
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SpankyTom Leykis wrote:
The Spanky word of the day: TANTRUM! :tantrum:
No. Serious question. Why aren't you able to camp this year? Why do you have to wait until at least 2027?
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Tom LeykisSpanky wrote:
No. Serious question. Why aren't you able to camp this year? Why do you have to wait until at least 2027?
Serious answer: You have absolutely no interest in that. You are here to DESTROY - as usual - and nothing more. Bugger off.
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Tommy Shytshispants!
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crybaby answerTom Leykis wrote:
Serious answer: You have absolutely no interest in that. You are here to DESTROY - as usual - and nothing more. Bugger off.
what a sook
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