> Reminder: AU2 has an "IT" degree from a tech school and is a successful self made man.

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AU3 is a she?

Like, a real "she" with two X chromosomes?

No.

Suck it Liberals! wrote:

Trolling you fine people just isn't the same when I actually have to pay for it.

Gus Fring wrote:

My affiliation with him began in the late 1990's. I was hustling penny stocks to pre-rich silicon valley idiots and we met at a brat and beer party. AU seemed to be an alright kinda guy, but he had this weird thing where he would constantly tweak his right nipple when he was speaking. Anyway, we hung out for a few months before he started grubbing for cash.

Eventually, I brought him to my friend Sally in Barstow. She put him up in a room, and I paid his rent for 6 months, including food. Then one day out of the blue he called and wanted to meet. When i got there, I was totally shocked! He was clean shave and speaking in full coherent sentences. I was equally shocked that even though he was doing this, he still had nothing to say. Eventually to conversation gets around to money and he tells me about some school where he can learn about computers.

I figure yeah, right more BS. But still I liked the guy so I loaned him $5,000 and bought him a ticket to Miami. Ten years later, I get a certified letter with a check for $8,000 in it. The guy actually paid interest on money I never expected to see again.

OMG!!!

I KNOW SALLLY!!!

Where is AU?  Lost at sea?
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Oh.  You bumped this when I haven't posted here in 3 or 4 days?

I don't know if I mentioned it before but actually all my degrees come from public Universities.

Gus Fring wrote:

My affiliation with him began in the late 1990's. I was hustling penny stocks to pre-rich silicon valley idiots and we met at a brat and beer party. AU seemed to be an alright kinda guy, but he had this weird thing where he would constantly tweak his right nipple when he was speaking. Anyway, we hung out for a few months before he started grubbing for cash.

Eventually, I brought him to my friend Sally in Barstow. She put him up in a room, and I paid his rent for 6 months, including food. Then one day out of the blue he called and wanted to meet. When i got there, I was totally shocked! He was clean shave and speaking in full coherent sentences. I was equally shocked that even though he was doing this, he still had nothing to say. Eventually the conversation gets around to money and he tells me about some school where he can learn about computers.

I figure yeah, right more BS. But still I liked the guy so I loaned him $5,000 and bought him a ticket to Miami. Ten years later, I get a certified letter with a check for $8,000 in it. The guy actually paid interest on money I never expected to see again.

Suck It Trumpholes! wrote:

Sadly that program ended.  Now I have to pay again.

Damn I really miss that free internet.

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When I met Anon User 2, he was living in some whyte infested shyt hole in Daytona. At night, he would cruise these seedy gay bars looking for young guys to blow and maybe fuq if the price was right. I remember he had this t-shirt with George McGovern on it that he always wore, it was old and haggered, just like him.

One night we were sitting outside this one club, I think it was called the barracks, and he started telling me about the war and his true love, which turns out to be crocheting. Anyway, he seemed to be a nice enough guy, with the exception of his periods of violent rage.

anon user #3 wrote:

I don't want to become a billionaire because I'm not an asshole and also because I don't want to burn in hell.