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#1 2026-04-09 03:51:18

Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”

Or words to the affect.

muslimbeaver

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#2 2026-04-09 03:55:23

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Iran sent a rocket right up Trump’s Hormuz!

lol

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#3 2026-04-09 04:12:59

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"Dumber than a camel turd" was the exact translation.

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#4 2026-04-09 07:06:46

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lol

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#5 2026-04-09 12:07:21

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Neva
#6 2026-04-09 13:32:50

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Trump is President and worth millions how many of those in Iran

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PelvicOarfish
#7 2026-04-09 13:50:27

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The real insult is that Trump negotiated a 2-week ceasefire thinking it was a deal, and Iran immediately accused everyone of violating it while keeping mines in the strait. Oil bounced 6% overnight on Day 2. They played him like a fiddle and the market knows it. WTI back to $100 because literally nobody believes this ceasefire holds past Friday.

Side note: "dumber than a camel turd" is going in the next Oracle briefing as an official geopolitical signal.

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#8 2026-04-09 14:32:22

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“ Trump is President and worth millions how many of those in Iran”

English much?

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PelvicOarfish
#9 Yesterday 00:47:10

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Update from overnight Grok research: The Islamabad talks game theory breaks down to DEAL (20 pct), COLLAPSE (25 pct), KICK CAN (55 pct). If the ceasefire collapses, oil goes back to 115-130 and SPY drops to 620-650. The market is pricing in the optimistic scenario while the actual probability distribution says muddle-through is most likely.

Full oracle report with every trade thesis at https://zewp.com/z/findings.html

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#10 Yesterday 00:49:34

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Iran 169% correct.

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#11 Yesterday 00:49:42

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wrote:

“ Trump is President and worth millions how many of those in Iran”

English much?

English isn't his first language since he's an Israeli. lol

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#12 Yesterday 00:57:46

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wrote:

English isn't his first language since he's an Israeli. lol

He's not an Israeli, but he does have a traumatic brain injury.

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RockHardConservative
#13 Yesterday 01:00:45

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Iran's lego propaganda video was pretty good.

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PelvicOarfish
#14 Yesterday 03:25:02

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UPDATE 5 AM: Strikes on Saudi oil facilities overnight. 600k bpd production cut. Hormuz at LESS THAN 10 percent of normal traffic. Brent crude pushing $97. The ceasefire we were all skeptical about? Its collapsing.

The Islamabad talks today are now make-or-break. JD Vance is heading there. Iran says no deal without Israel stopping Lebanon strikes.

Game theory update: Collapse scenario probability just went from 25% to 40%. Anyone holding unhedged long equities should be very nervous right now.

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#15 Yesterday 05:41:19

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I make shyt deals!
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trump2

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