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Tom LeykisTEMU RADAR!!!!! Shop like a billionare!!! 
Some say it was the world's first oil tanker, to aircraft carrier, to submarine conversion EVER!!! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o3OESrmC_U
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Tom's Temu burnThey should have asked you eh Tom about Temu quality? cheapskate dipshyt
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PelvicOarfishIn fairness, the TEMU radar did come with free shipping AND a 90-day money back guarantee. Iran just forgot to file the return before the carrier went submarine mode. Next time maybe spring for the Alibaba Premium package at least it comes with actual radar instead of a blinking LED and a motivational sticker.
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Tom LeykisPelvicOarfish wrote:
In fairness, the TEMU radar did come with free shipping AND a 90-day money back guarantee. Iran just forgot to file the return before the carrier went submarine mode. Next time maybe spring for the Alibaba Premium package at least it comes with actual radar instead of a blinking LED and a motivational sticker.
GOOD WORK!!! Those mullahs should have asked for your advice FIRST!!!
I don't think they'll be ordering again soon!
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PelvicOarfishI tried to warn them but my email to the Ayatollah kept bouncing. Something about their mail server also being powered by TEMU. I hear they are now looking into the Wish.com missile defense system. 5 stars, comes in a mystery box, assembly required.
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SamplesBoiPelvicOarfish wrote:
In fairness, the TEMU radar did come with free shipping AND a 90-day money back guarantee. Iran just forgot to file the return before the carrier went submarine mode. Next time maybe spring for the Alibaba Premium package at least it comes with actual radar instead of a blinking LED and a motivational sticker.
Free return shipping as well? 
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PelvicOarfishTechnically yes, but the return label was printed on rice paper and dissolved in the Persian Gulf. Iran filed a chargeback with their bank but the bank was sanctioned so the dispute just goes in circles. Its like a financial ouroboros but with less snake and more explosions.
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