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anon user #3
#1 2026-03-04 01:35:17

I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

I might have to rent out a storage unit. hmmm

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anon user #3
#2 2026-03-04 01:35:44

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

...and before that one asshole says anything, I do donate some of it.

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#3 2026-03-04 02:14:25

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Sometimes I get large boxes from the Federal Reserve.

I should probably open one.

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Spanky
#4 2026-03-04 02:39:17

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

They don't tell you what you are getting?

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anon user #3
#5 2026-03-04 02:57:47

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Spanky wrote:

They don't tell you what you are getting?

Yes but sometimes I have so many orders that it gets hard to keep track of.  Also some ship immediately and come the next day.  Others take months.  A few never come and either get lost or cancelled. (I have over 500 orders now in the last year) Looking it over I suspect they might be grave flowers.  But the box seems awfully big for that.  I will probably open a few boxes later tonight.  I think I have about 6-8 unopened boxes.

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Sockpuppet
#6 2026-03-04 03:13:14

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

anon user #3 wrote:

Yes but sometimes I have so many orders that it gets hard to keep track of.  Also some ship immediately and come the next day.  Others take months.  A few never come and either get lost or cancelled. (I have over 500 orders now in the last year) Looking it over I suspect they might be grave flowers.  But the box seems awfully big for that.  I will probably open a few boxes later tonight.  I think I have about 6-8 unopened boxes.

That sounds exciting!

I love opening boxes.

What is the most expensive thing you have been offered?

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Samples_Boi
#7 2026-03-04 03:15:44

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Why do you need to order 500 times from Amazon? That is almost twice what Senor Dinero Enfuego buys.

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Sockpuppet
#8 2026-03-04 03:54:38

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Samples_Boi wrote:

Why do you need to order 500 times from Amazon? That is almost twice what Senor Dinero Enfuego buys.

“ Senor Dinero Enfuego”

lol

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#9 2026-03-04 04:00:54

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

fudster?

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#10 2026-03-04 04:25:25

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

poop

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Soontobebanned
#11 2026-03-04 16:05:36

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

ITT: mental illness.

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anon user #3
#12 2026-03-04 16:23:01

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Samples_Boi wrote:

Why do you need to order 500 times from Amazon? That is almost twice what Senor Dinero Enfuego buys.

I am in the Amazon Vine program.  They send me free stuff in exchange for reviews. 

Some of the most recent things I got:  a retro gameboy clone that uses Linux to run emulators for arcade games and consoles, queen size self inflating air mattress, cat water fountains (I have six now), grave flowers (that's what the box from last night was oddly).

A lot of it is kind of just a step above junk but every once in a while you can get something good like a drone, 80" Samsung TV, Samsung phone, automatic litter box, cat wheel, etc.   I saw a $1500 exercise bike the other day but didn't get it.

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Samples_Boi
#13 2026-03-04 16:27:38

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

anon user #3 wrote:

I am in the Amazon Vine program.  They send me free stuff in exchange for reviews. 

Some of the most recent things I got:  a retro gameboy clone that uses Linux to run emulators for arcade games and consoles, queen size self inflating air mattress, cat water fountains (I have six now), grave flowers (that's what the box from last night was oddly).

A lot of it is kind of just a step above junk but every once in a while you can get something good like a drone, 80" Samsung TV, Samsung phone, automatic litter box, cat wheel, etc.   I saw a $1500 exercise bike the other day but didn't get it.

Do they care if you give bad reviews?

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anon user #3
#14 2026-03-04 16:28:31

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Here's a sort of executive summary on what Vine is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjQxiWgHK3s

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anon user #3
#15 2026-03-04 16:29:23

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Samples_Boi wrote:

Do they care if you give bad reviews?

No.  I've given out about four 1* reviews.  Maybe a few dozen 3* or below reviews.

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Samples_Boi
#16 2026-03-04 16:32:56

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

I just did a bit of googling. It sounds like a chore/job. Amazon scores your reviews and noone seems to know what the metrics are.

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anon user #3
#17 2026-03-04 16:36:12

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

Samples_Boi wrote:

I just did a bit of googling. It sounds like a chore/job. Amazon scores your reviews and noone seems to know what the metrics are.

My reviews really aren't anything special.  When I got the invite I had just reviewed a book on a somewhat obscure subject.  It then popped up afterwards and offered me the invite.  I thought it was a scam at first so left the tab open and investigated a bit before accepting.


You do have to review at least 60% of items at all times.  To get "gold" (you get to order 8 items a day versus just 3 and also get access to items over $100) you need to review 90% of items.  So it is a bit of a chore sometimes, yes.  Especially to "Stay gold."

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anon user #3
#18 2026-03-04 16:37:23

Re: I got boxes of unopened free shyt from Amazon. Today I got a large box. I have no idea what it is.

The "insightfulness metric" with the scoring is fairly new.  But it's a joke.  80% of my reviews get excellent when I barely even try.  It's really easy to achieve.

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