> Unverified - uncorroborated rumors: Ayatollah Khamenei killed in Iran

Damn son!

Elon turned on Starlink for the whole country.

Someone lied on the internet?

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Whatever happened to that guy?

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https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2010033531305730332

Then go back and TRY AGAIN!!
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The entire thing is fuqing absurd. 50 years ago, a shytload of people there wanted the US puppet Shah out, and a muzfilth hardline government in. More than enough to overthrow the government somewhat easily.

Now allegedly they changed their mind? Ridiculous.

Muzzies are all fuqing assholes. Like libfilth, they lie constantly. There's good reason that they can only be governed by hard line, murderous, oppressive regimes, it's all they are capable of understanding.

Dumbya, claiming he was gonna bring democracy to Iraq, was a total fuqing moron. It does not work in shythole nations. Never will.

Are they available?
Do they travel?

We have to do the benevolent puppet-democracy thing again, leaving it up to the people ends up in a Stockholm situation where the familiarity with abuse causes the people to vote for the same type of Islamic nutjobs we just got rid of for them. It’s like when you finally rid an abused woman from her horrible ex but she goes right back & picks another dirtbag who is maybe a tiny bit better than the old dirtbag. Let’s her wear a dark brown burqa in addition to black, *swoon*.

Puppet we must but it doesn’t have to be the spoiled Shah kid living in a mantion in Nova. His daddy the Shah 50 years ago is partially responsible for the Ayatollah taking over.

The Shah daddy back then put on a huge party to celebrate the 2500 anniversary of the amazing and advanced Persian Empire, and it was an event to rival Louis XIV AT at Versailles X 169.