> Just finished wrapping gifts I hate. Can’t wait to get this cheap Chinese crap out of here.

Got some extras: 2 acrylic knit beanie hats with LED lights :winner:

1 vinyl Funko figurine of Eleven from Stranger Things winner2

My god this shyt belongs in the dumpster. Worse than buying nothing & I have to look at it to wrap it.

Select coffee & chocolate are the only tolerable things here but people are getting plastic shyt.

I bought 3 fairly large bags of Epsom salt.
I now have to keep them for myself for magnesium cuz nobody wants a creepy ass gift.

I sent off for chocolate from Iceland but fuq that shyt. They sent a free gift along, a humongous chocolate rabbit in an elaborate box with a swinging door on it, looks like one of their wildly overpriced Easter things for aristocratic trust fund layabout. But Fuq Me this big gourmet chocolate rabbit confection has an expiration date of Feb 2026 punchballs

So I can’t save it to give for Easter (will be expired), can’t gift it for Christmas because the $$$$ packaging is spring colored shyt, can’t eat it myself because fuq that, and the chocolate is too top shelf to throw in the trash.

Gotta find some starving Charlie & the Chocolate Factory type who can overlook a rabbit at Christmas, but the poors are so spoiled on their EBT SNAP Hershey Santa shyt will revolt. Maybe muzzies who hate the west & Christmas will take it. Can’t even mail it to Africa cuz good chocolate melts.

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I sent off for chocolate from Iceland but fuq that shyt. They sent a free gift along, a humongous chocolate rabbit in an elaborate box with a swinging door on it, looks like one of their wildly overpriced Easter things for aristocratic trust fund layabout. But Fuq Me this big gourmet chocolate rabbit confection has an expiration date of Feb 2026

So I can’t save it to give for Easter (will be expired), can’t gift it for Christmas because the $$$$ packaging is spring colored shyt, can’t eat it myself because fuq that, and the chocolate is too top shelf to throw in the trash.

Gotta find some starving Charlie & the Chocolate Factory type who can overlook a rabbit at Christmas, but the poors are so spoiled on their EBT SNAP Hershey Santa shyt will revolt. Maybe muzzies who hate the west & Christmas will take it. Can’t even mail it to Africa cuz good chocolate melts.

expiration date lol chocolate is shelf stable. That's marketing

> Just finished wrapping gifts I hate. Can’t wait to get this cheap Chinese crap out of here.

Just finished wrapping gifts I hate. Can’t wait to get this cheap Chinese crap out of here.

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