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Pnillip_McCavityI want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
It is $11,220 per ticket. If I buy her a ticket and she backs out, I cannot get a refund.
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HeekeeRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
I'll go! 
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Who?
A girl in your shower?
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Could she even fit through the door of one of those cabins? 
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Is she reluctant to commit because she doesn't want to spend multiple days around those nerds? Or because you told her she has to wear the uniform from the original series, with the mini-skirt?
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
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Could she even fit through the door of one of those cabins?
There's space in the cargo area, it's all good.
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cockfostersRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
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Could she even fit through the door of one of those cabins?
Captain, the ship is listing!
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Tom LeykisRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
OMG!! Go by yourself! Bring your uniform!!
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Tom Leykis wrote:
OMG!! Go by yourself! Bring your uniform!!
Lots of chubby chicks looking for love!
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Tom LeykisRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
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Lots of chubby chicks looking for love!
That's not my department, and I wish Phil would keep it that way!
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Go as a Vulcan. The wild fan girls will want to re-enact a Pon Farr with you!
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Ron_Santo_ReduxRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Be sure and get all 5 new boosters before you go...ALL AT ONCE !!!
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Why not get treatment? 
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
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Why not get treatment?
you mean euthanasia ?
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Diarrhetrius BrownRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Pnillip_McCavity wrote:
It is $11,220 per ticket. If I buy her a ticket and she backs out, I cannot get a refund.
What exactly is a Star Trek cruise?
Sounds really pathetic.
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Phillip_McCavityRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Heekee wrote:
I'll go!
yer on, big boi!
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Diarrhetrius Brown wrote:
What exactly is a Star Trek cruise?
Sounds really pathetic.
Imagine the most sickly, weak, weird, socially awkward dweeb that you know...
Now imagine a cruise ship full of people just like that.
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
That doesn't sound like fun for anyone other than already star trek fans.
Tell her that kind of vacation is reserved for ladies that are home every night, and who do some housework.
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
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That doesn't sound like fun for anyone other than already star trek fans.
Tell her that kind of vacation is reserved for ladies that are home every night, and who do some housework.
and
ladies who put out
ladies who can pay their own phone bill
ladies who don't get really drunk and puke all over his car/couch/bed
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Tom LeykisRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Diarrhetrius Brown wrote:
What exactly is a Star Trek cruise?
Sounds really pathetic.
OMG!!! Especially with all the fuss about the photo editor putting the Star Trek engines on BACKWARDS!!! What?!! Doesn't he speak Klingon?
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Diarrhetrius BrownRe: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Better chance of returning from this than if one went on a Boeing Starliner. That's not really saying much.
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
The real problem with a themed cruise is that for a woman the fantasy in 'suito' becomes doing it with aliens. For a man the fantasy in the situation is about the situation and doing it with your gf in that situation.
Whereas in our private lives women fantasize about situations, and men fantasize about doing it with strange creatures.
The guys who want to do it with creatures on the cruise are pedos.
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
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The real problem with a themed cruise is that for a woman the fantasy in 'suito' becomes doing it with aliens. For a man the fantasy in the situation is about the situation and doing it with your gf in that situation.
Whereas in our private lives women fantasize about situations, and men fantasize about doing it with strange creatures.
The guys who want to do it with creatures on the cruise are pedos.
there was this dorky jewish chick in college who wanted to be fuqed by Worf.
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Re: I want to go on Star Trek the cruise but showergirl won't commit.
Diarrhetrius Brown wrote:
This is what you get for $11k - seeing really old, washed up one-hit actors play Jenga
https://startrekthecruise.com/wp-conten … 24-442.jpg
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