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Dotty McDotdotThe rules are simple, the prizes are huge! Create an original limerick. It must refer to CI or it's residents to clearly show it's original. After a week (of dot posting remaining on) a winner will be decided by the judging committee.
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To get you started here's a sample.
There was a hot waitress from France
Who asked a patron to dance
He showed her no class
As he grabbed at her ass
And shot his load in his redpance
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17:07:47
Original_Lonely_Guy
The Shytgibbon is taking your gunz, baggerz
$245035940
Re: I'm thinking of going to the vegan burger place for lunch
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17:07:47
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The Shytgibbon is taking your gunz, baggerz
$245035940
Re: I'm thinking of going to the vegan burger place for lunch
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There once was a Trevor named Phildo
Who rode a chair mounted dildo
When he shot in the air
and got cum in his hair
The whole office laughed at his redpance
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Nobody wants a huuuuge prize?
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There once was a fatty named Spanky
Whose torso was not very lanky
A stick he would use
When dark poo-poo would ooze
From his butt-hole so filthy and stanky
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wrote:
There once was a fatty named Spanky
Whose torso was not very lanky
A stick he would use
When dark poo-poo would ooze
From his butt-hole so filthy and stanky
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wrote:
There once was a fatty named Spanky
Whose torso was not very lanky
A stick he would use
When dark poo-poo would ooze
From his butt-hole so filthy and stanky
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Limericks are the best verse
For making fat loosers feel worse
About companies they fuqed
Or dicks that they sucked
Or how soon they'll ride in a hearse
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Stud Supreme
Nowhere to be seen
His taste quite obscene
Black cock his scene
He’s as gay as it seems.
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Ron Santo is quite short
He blows a sailor in every Port
His height is an advantage
Big black cocks at his vantage.
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There once was a tranny named heekee
He'd post every day but be sneaky
One day the mods learned
it was him who was posting tapeworms
He then rubbed his nipples and got freaky
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caseycukedmeThere once was a fatty from bartlet
Who had a fat wife, what a harlot
He sukked lots of cok
And ate quite a lot
And used his ged to look like a dumass
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There once was a Smurf that was black,
And naturally addicted to crack,
Smurfette was too small,
To take him at all,
But liked when he came on her rack.
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There once was a fellow named Sponky
Who thought most women were wonky
But blowjobs he'd trade
With another gay blade
While they searched the fields for a donkey
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A tomato once spied a cute grape
Approached he did with a cape
Turned out he had eyes for her lasting reprisal
For its was her raisin he did penetrate.
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There once was a lass named AU
Who'd always side with the Jew
Except for the rent that she'd already spent
And expected it be paid by you
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There once was a mod name of pfhildo
He suffered from Dunning-Kruger though
An expert at all
And yet I seem to recall
He has no degree on his bio.
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There once was a Trevor named Phil,
Whose favorite pickle was dill,
With bumps on the side,
For a fabulous ride,
And sized for a mighty big thrill.
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There once was a fellow named Chet
Whose poasts were the funniest yet
Great fun he’d deliver
Like Charlie Sheen’s Liver
With humor liberals could never get.
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