> Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

#1 2022-08-08 01:45:21

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I have a GED in software Engineering.
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That GED is reputable, unlike the H1B degrees shipped over from the craphole.

#2 2022-08-08 02:24:27

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Engineers are licensed professionals and what they design has to work or they will be sued into oblivion and possibly charged criminally.

Nobody who has used a computer would dare drive over a bridge designed by a software "engineer".

spoken like someone who has no idea what software engineering entails. maybe a semi-literate script kiddie like spanky

#3 2022-08-08 02:59:04

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spoken like someone who has no idea what software engineering entails. maybe a semi-literate script kiddie like spanky

That's what sandwich engineers at Subway say as well.

#4 2022-08-08 03:01:54

A timeless troll restarted 6 years later as if no time has passed lol

#5 2022-08-08 04:25:32

I can write HTML in Notepad.
Therefore I am a SW Engineer!

trev

#6 2022-08-08 04:27:45

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A timeless troll restarted 6 years later as if no time has passed

6 years later and still no software "engineer" has gone to jail or even been fined for gross negligence.

It's almost like they have no professional accountability.

#7 2022-08-08 04:35:02

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That's what sandwich engineers at Subway say as well.

They're called Sandwich Artists nono

#8 2022-12-26 18:54:50

Reminder bmup

Amazing that I actually agree with the Sheboon about something. Though I highly doubt that she is any sort of actual engineer either.

Maybe a cafeteria engineer that brings the boys some coffee.

#9 2023-01-11 23:06:54

So how many "software engineers" will lose their license on account of the FAA glitch today?

Oh, right, there's no accountability whatsoever for software "engineers".

#10 2023-01-11 23:45:28

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Engineers are licensed professionals

No, engineers are people who have a BS or better in engineering.

BS ME 1988. digtbk

#11 2023-01-11 23:46:41

Well, this "non-existent" job title has resulted in me being compensated over 250K last year.... I'm OK with whatever definition you want to put on it lol

#12 2023-12-26 23:04:11

Reminder bmup

#13 2023-12-27 02:26:25

There's plenty of software engineers, and they are needed.

But these days most of the twinks that write code are not software engineers.

#14 2023-12-27 02:43:02

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There's plenty of software engineers

No, there isn't a single one on planet earth.

#15 2024-01-11 16:03:24

I have to bump this thread again because there still exist thick-skulked morons on CI that can't grasp even simple concepts.

#16 2024-01-11 16:09:28

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There's plenty of software engineers, and they are needed.

But these days most of the twinks that write code are not software engineers.

HTML Monkey ≠ Software Engineer

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