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> Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

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#1 2022-08-08 01:45:21

Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

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I have a GED in software Engineering.
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pig

That GED is reputable, unlike the H1B degrees shipped over from the craphole.

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#2 2022-08-08 02:24:27

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

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Engineers are licensed professionals and what they design has to work or they will be sued into oblivion and possibly charged criminally.

Nobody who has used a computer would dare drive over a bridge designed by a software "engineer".

spoken like someone who has no idea what software engineering entails.   maybe a semi-literate script kiddie like spanky

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#3 2022-08-08 02:59:04

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spoken like someone who has no idea what software engineering entails.   maybe a semi-literate script kiddie like spanky

That's what sandwich engineers at Subway say as well.

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#4 2022-08-08 03:01:54

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

A timeless troll restarted 6 years later as if no time has passed lol

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#5 2022-08-08 04:25:32

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

I can write HTML in Notepad.
Therefore I am a SW Engineer!

trev

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#6 2022-08-08 04:27:45

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A timeless troll restarted 6 years later as if no time has passed lol

6 years later and still no software "engineer" has gone to jail or even been fined for gross negligence.

It's almost like they have no professional accountability.

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#7 2022-08-08 04:35:02

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That's what sandwich engineers at Subway say as well.

They're called Sandwich Artists nono

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#8 2022-12-26 18:54:50

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

Reminder bmup

Amazing that I actually agree with the Sheboon about something.  Though I highly doubt that she is any sort of actual engineer either.

Maybe a cafeteria engineer that brings the boys some coffee.

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#9 2023-01-11 23:06:54

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

So how many "software engineers" will lose their license on account of the FAA glitch today?

Oh, right, there's no accountability whatsoever for software "engineers".

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#10 2023-01-11 23:45:28

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Engineers are licensed professionals

No, engineers are people who have a BS or better in engineering.

BS ME 1988.  digtbk

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#11 2023-01-11 23:46:41

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

Well, this "non-existent" job title has resulted in me being compensated over 250K last year.... I'm OK with whatever definition you want to put on it lol

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#12 2023-12-26 23:04:11

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

Reminder bmup

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#13 2023-12-27 02:26:25

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

There's plenty of software engineers, and they are needed.

But these days most of the twinks that write code are not software engineers.

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#14 2023-12-27 02:43:02

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. wrote:

There's plenty of software engineers

No, there isn't a single one on planet earth.

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#15 2024-01-11 16:03:24

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

I have to bump this thread again because there still exist thick-skulked morons on CI that can't grasp even simple concepts.

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#16 2024-01-11 16:09:28

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

. wrote:

There's plenty of software engineers, and they are needed.

But these days most of the twinks that write code are not software engineers.

HTML Monkey ≠ Software Engineer

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Pajeetware
#17 2024-07-19 11:30:02

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

I wonder how many software engineers are going to lose their license to practice software engineering over this Crowdstrike fuqup.

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#18 2024-07-19 11:34:03

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

Pajeetware wrote:

I wonder how many software engineers are going to lose their license to practice software engineering over this Crowdstrike fuqup.

Kindly pleased to do the needful and create extra PagerDoodie Alerts!
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poo apu poo

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#19 2024-07-19 11:48:55

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

If you drive across a bridge constructed in the last 20 years, it was designed by software.

non sequitor.

your verbal excretion did not address the OP's point

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#20 2024-07-21 13:59:33

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

So who wants to bet on how many software engineering licensees are going to be revoked over this?

I'm not sure that Crowdstrike should be allowed to apply their professional seal until a review of their engineering practices is completed.

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#21 2024-07-21 15:02:30

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

If you drive across a bridge constructed in the last 20 years, it was designed by software.

No, it was designed by a human using software as a tool.


Just like the bridges built in the 1950s and prior that were deisgned by a human using a pencil as a tool.
The pencil didnt design the bridge.

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#22 2024-10-15 03:49:55

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No, it was designed by a human using software as a tool.

Just like the bridges built in the 1950s and prior that were deisgned by a human using a pencil as a tool. The pencil didnt design the bridge.

Phildo is one of those creatures who is so incredibly stupid, that it is impossible to explain to him just how stupid he is.

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#23 2024-10-15 04:00:18

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

I'm a software architect.

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Mister_Gash
#24 2024-10-15 04:51:53

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

If you don't think engineering processes are followed in the creation of spacecraft software, airplane software, or nuclear power plant software, you are out of your fuqing mind.

Sure if you are a twink in Madison Wisconsin writing a medical website, you can write Ruby on Rails shytware while taking it in the ass but everyone knows  those twinks are not engineers.

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#25 2024-10-15 04:57:45

Re: Reminder: There's no such thing as a software engineer.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

If you drive across a bridge constructed in the last 20 years, it was designed by software.

It was designed by mechanical/structural engineers using the software.

You fuqing moron.

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