> I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

#1 2022-08-05 23:56:31

Of course, I have heard of Agile. But I am wondering, what is you guys’ take on it.

#2 2022-08-06 00:36:44

Scrums can be ok, but you can easily get hurt. Very important to have both your props the same size for stability. Also good to have two second rows that are over 6'2".

Your fly halfs should be fast and strong and the hookers should be short and strong. Your number 8 should be a feisty son of a bitch.

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#3 2022-08-06 00:58:20

YOur anus. Is it properly prepared for the festivities?

#4 2022-08-06 01:30:41

If you work for Seal River in the Bartlett annex, don’t go into the maproom without backup

#5 2022-08-06 01:36:58

lol

Turn and run son!
aaahhh

#6 2022-08-06 01:41:20

It's spelled SCRUM.

#7 2022-08-06 02:44:00

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It's spelled SCRUM.

Correct.

Anyway, for the OP. Seems difficult to believe you have never been in a daily stand up meeting.

#8 2022-08-06 05:23:20

It's basically a waste of time for low motivation losers who don't know how to collaborate or focus.

#9 2022-08-06 06:30:36

I always sat for our stand up meetings.
New age BS

#10 2022-08-06 11:03:55

Agile is nothing more than hacking.

#11 2022-08-06 11:13:28

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Of course, I have heard of Agile. But I am wondering, what is you guys’ take on it.

AS THE NEW GUY, YOU'LL BE REQUIRED TO bukkake

#12 2022-08-06 12:15:12

When you go to the scrum find the biggest gnarliest H1B there and knock his block off. You'll get written up but you'll have earned the respect of the yard.\

> I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

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