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> Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

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#1 2010-12-27 20:57:49

Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

CI FUND - FOR BILLIONAIRES ONLY!  MANTIONS, YOTS, GOLFS AND PORSHES FOR EVERYONE! 

IE can manage it.

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Joe_is_Me
#2 2010-12-27 21:04:31

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

woot

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Clive
#3 2010-12-27 21:05:47

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

I would throw IE right in on the trading floor, that boi has some fight lol

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#4 2010-12-27 21:08:47

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

And with the average CIer having no debt and access to 10+ years of living expenses in cash, liquidity should be no problem for the investors.

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#5 2010-12-27 21:10:27

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

I say old bean, I've heard you've got a fund.  Thought I might join.
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snob

WHAT IS YOUR NET WORTH!
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insane <=IE

Oh, bit gouache, don't you think?  Must vet, though, I suppose.  Very well - I am worth 320 million sterling. 
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snob

YUO CANNOT AFFORD!  NEXT!
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insane

I've been following your site for quite some time.  I have been using the advice of your regs to amass my vast fortune. 
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fatcat

Oh yeah?  Cool! 
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heekee

Indeed.  You can imagine how excited I was when you filed to start your fund.  You must let me invest! 
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fatcat

I dunno - IE is pretty strict about our clientele. 
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heekee

I understand.  Did I tell you I'm the real estate king of Bangkok?  As in Bangkok, Thailand - world capital of trannies.
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fatcat

IE!  WE HAVE A NEW CLIENT!  I WANT YOU TO TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF HIMB!
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heekee

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#6 2010-12-27 21:11:52

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

Heekee wrote:

I would throw IE right in on the trading floor, that boi has some fight lol

question for you...
http://www.campidiot.com/ci/viewtopic.php?id=481263

Ill get you and the Mrs something off amazon if you like...just need a quick primer...
http://www.campidiot.com/ci/viewtopic.php?id=481244

TIA

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Joe_is_Me
#7 2010-12-27 21:20:34

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

Heekee wrote:

I would throw IE right in on the trading floor, that boi has some fight lol

But won't the JOOZ keep him out of the loop.  He'll never get in on any of the "real trading".

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#8 2010-12-27 21:23:27

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

Joe_is_Me wrote:

But won't the JOOZ keep him out of the loop.  He'll never get in on any of the "real trading".

He'll be like a homicidal Jeebus throwing out all tha jooz from the moneylenders temple with his guns and "silencers".

: rofl:

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#9 2010-12-27 21:23:44

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

Heekee wrote:

I would throw IE right in on the trading floor, that boi has some fight lol

The ImperialExecutive hedge fund strategy: 100% permanently in cash  lol

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#10 2010-12-27 21:24:10

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

Joe_is_Me wrote:

But won't the JOOZ keep him out of the loop.  He'll never get in on any of the "real trading".

He'll bend the evil joo-creatures' will to do his bidding. 

BLECH!  THIS IE!  HE CANNOT BE STOPPED!
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schlomo

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TEST, JARED!  NOW SCRAM BEFORE I DUMP YOUR JOO PIPE AND CABLE STOCK JUST TO BURN YOUR ASS!
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insane

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Zathrus
#11 2010-12-27 21:24:13

Re: Heekee! Have you thought of starting a hedge fund? With all the economic savants who frequent this place, you could the STREET!

It would be interesting to see if CI cynicism could make us money IRL

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