> FACT: When you apply for food stamps, you are subject to means testing.

Actually you can own your home and have a decent car. You just can't have money in the bank. This is why poor folks drive nice cars. Owning a home, well - they would have to have a chunk of change in the first place.

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You cannot have much money in the bank, nor can you own your home or a nice car.

I keep my money elsewhere, as is my right.  They asked about money in my accounts, and the answer was 'very little'.  If they had asked for money in my safe deposit box and safes, they would have obtained another answer.

No question about home-ownership was asked.  They merely asked about monthly housing costs.  I must state clearly that HOME-OWNERSHIP WAS NOT EXAMINED.

I have several used cars.  New cars are for upper-classed people, or just for those who are financial foolish.  I'm neither.

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This means that Imperial Executive, Frank Edwards, is a broke-ass hypocritical loser who should just put a bullet in his head.

It means instead that you don't know what the fuq you're talking about.

Here, you dropped these:  :mittens:

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I keep my money elsewhere, as is my right.  They asked about money in my accounts, and the answer was 'very little'.  If they had asked for money in my safe deposit box and safes, they would have obtained another answer.

In short, you lied.  The definition of accounts includes all assets that you have access to.

As you committed federal offense and lying on your food stamp application is a federal offense, I think you should schedule a visit to a federal pension for a bit of ass love.