> How about patenting a smokeless Koran burner?

#1 2010-09-10 17:55:41

We could get rich here people!

I wanted to burn the Koran tomorrow but I live in an apartment. That's when it occurred to me. What about a smokeless Koran burner?

I'm thinking airtight container with a glass cover. Inside would be a burner fueled by lighter fluid, and an air pump. The air pump would suck the air out of the bottle and run it thru a filter that would take out the carbon monoxide and stuff, also sucking good air in from the outside.

We could even sell this as decoration. You could hang it on the wall, set it to low, and watch it burn a Koran slowly, over the space of a week or two.

Who's with me here? Anyone know how we could file a patent on this?

#2 2010-09-10 17:58:16

Classic Liberal Fascism. Burning books is always a totalitarian goal.

#3 2010-09-10 19:35:33

We could also make an automated Koran burner.

Imagine a sort of glass case you hang on the wall. Inside is a Koran being burnt very slowly. Behind it is a sort of Koran magazine. Once the loaded Koran turns to complete ashes, the next Koran is automatically loaded.

#4 2010-09-10 19:37:45

How about downloading the Koran to your Kindle, then angrily deleting it?* That would have z low carbon footprint! thumbup

*Can't take credit for this one, but thought it was worth repeating.

#5 2010-09-10 19:42:17

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How about downloading the Koran to your Kindle, then angrily deleting it?* That would have z low carbon footprint!

*Can't take credit for this one, but thought it was worth repeating.

Or how about burnakoran.com. On it you hit a button, a koran is copied and then deleted?

Fuq. I've got it. We could get a pdf of the Koran and then delete pages and otherwise deface it!

#6 2010-09-10 19:48:34

would eat possible to nitrate a Koran (like you can do with cotton)? So it just burns up a massive flash of fire?

#7 2010-09-10 19:49:29

What about a koran vaporizor? Like know potheads use vaporizers now instead of bongs

#8 2010-09-10 19:55:08

Hell_Is_Like_Newark wrote:
would eat possible to nitrate a Koran (like you can do with cotton)? So it just burns up a massive flash of fire?

Fuq, wouldn't that be impressive. Nitrate a Koran, then explode it.

#9 2010-09-10 19:59:26

Zathrus wrote:
Fuq, wouldn't that be impressive. Nitrate a Koran, then explode it.

why explode it... give them out for free... at a Hukka bar

#10 2010-09-10 20:04:14

Zathrus is just butthurt that he can't go on all weekend about the "Repukes" burning Korans, as if he hasn't started enough threads about this stupid shyt already.

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