> OK CUPID - Why are you still single test - The male best friend

#1 2010-08-25 17:27:47

You're always there, you're nice, you're the shoulder to cry on, you get along just fine, why won't she/he date you? you're the "male best friend?
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

No, not my results, but still funny!

Poor tampon betas cry

#2 2010-08-25 17:31:02

Wow. Pretty much spot on.

Betas, pay attention. This is not rocket science. Even dating sites are making fun of you.

#3 2010-08-25 17:32:27

If you land in teh friend zone that means no boobies for u!
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emma

#4 2010-08-25 17:36:23

All possible test results
Cynic
You simply don't want a relationship "love sucks" or secretly want it but won't admit it. Love won't come to you if you're gonna sit on your ass beside a computer 24/7, go get some social skills and p... Read more

Asexual/Satisfied
You're either not interested or satisfied with the way things are. Read more

Fan-boy
don't choke on your drool. and though the other person might find it flattering all you will ever get is a pity fuq. [XnD] Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand Read more

Male Best Friend
You're always there, you're nice, you're the shoulder to cry on, you get along just fine, why won't she/he date you? you're the "male best friend" DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend... Read more

Pimp
Who needs feelings to be in relationships, right? [BronsonTheBeef] So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes [BronsonTheBeef] to talk about diversity and racism and s... Read more

Undecisive
go make the first move already... Read more

Date-er
addicted to dating, eh? Read more

'Net Bf/gf
You're an internet boyfriend-girlfriend. You probably like someone who lives far away, too bad you're too poor to afford a ticket. get a job! Read more

Depressed
here, have some more kleenex. by the way, you could try leaving your house. it won't hurt, i promise. [richmond] one time i was watching anime in my room, and my dad hit his hand on my door, and y... Read more

Single, but looking
You aren't desperate for a relationship but you'd like to be in one. go out more or subscribe to online dating or something. Read more

Stalker
it's not mutual, accept it and move on. [MystMan] you followed me!! you freaky stalker! [Cyber_Akuma_Zero] I am not a stalker [Cyber_Akuma_Zero] btw, you're out of milk Read more

Geek
You are probably a nice guy but you're too shy to come up to girls and ask them out. [Daggson] I think it's funny when people ask for romantic advice in IRC channels. [Michi||Cleaning] O_o Read more

Clubber
who cares as long as he/she has a dick/vagina, right? Iridium24: well my lady friend seemed excited to get my number so we'll see DogmaticLaw99: lol DogmaticLaw99: see what she looks... Read more

Hook-up
not too focused on relationships unless they are a one night stand Read more

Rush
slow down, don't propose to her on the first date... Read more

Pusher
Why are you still single? are you trying too hard? Read more

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