> Bearded tards, when the fuq does the itching stop?

#1 2010-12-27 18:59:32

This is the first time in my life that I've tried growing a beard, it's coming in nicely, but it itches like hell. When does it stop?

#2 2010-12-27 19:02:38

It never stops completely.

#3 2010-12-27 19:18:28

Mine has never itched.

#4 2010-12-27 19:26:24

Zathrus wrote:
Mine has never itched.

He means the facial beard, not your fag hag girlfriends.

#5 2010-12-27 19:31:14

YuoFag wrote:
He means the facial beard, not your fag hag girlfriends.

He needs to come out of the closet anyway. Facial hair on a man is only used for tickling testicles.

#6 2010-12-27 19:33:17

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This is the first time in my life that I've tried growing a beard, it's coming in nicely, but it itches like hell. When does it stop?

When she gets off of your face.

#7 2010-12-27 19:39:01

Mine never itched. Except maybe a little when moistened with guntjuice. lol

#8 2010-12-27 19:41:14

HypnoToad wrote:
It never stops completely.

Try bathing now and then.

#9 2010-12-27 19:48:14

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Facial hair on a man is only used for tickling testicles.
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This notion can be described as "homosexual inversion".

Nature turned on its head.

The whiskers that nature put on the face of a sexually mature male as a visual signal of virility becomes, in the minds of the homosexual inverts, a sign of gay sex.

Do you think breasts are a sign of lesbianism in a woman?

Ironically, the homosexual invert gets up every morning and scrapes nature's own whiskers off of his face in mimicry of the smooth, beardless face of a women.

Girls don't have beards, women don't have beards, boys don't have beards.

Men have beards. It's nature's way.

#10 2010-12-27 19:54:53

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Try bathing now and then.

Showering/bathing makes it worse. Tends to dry out the skin underneath and it's hard to get moisturizer to the dry skin with a beard on top. But I always had dry skin.

#11 2010-12-27 20:01:11

For me, it stops after about a week.
I do shave the neck area, that always itches me.

#12 2010-12-27 20:15:56

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This is the first time in my life that I've tried growing a beard, it's coming in nicely, but it itches like hell. When does it stop?

That's just your "machismo", clawing it's way to the surface for the first time in your life. Stay thirsty, my friend.
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#13 2010-12-27 20:28:02

Joe_is_Me wrote:
For me, it stops after about a week.
I do shave the neck area, that always itches me.

Bingo.

Same here but I go for the full beard.
Just shaved mine off though with the stash but, Im getting tired of expensive ass razor replacements.
I go back and forth with that and the hair (currently long, uncut since Feb)
Depends on jobs, dating and just personal preference

#14 2010-12-27 21:26:48

Good grief. Are you really this dense?

Maybe it's dirty. Clean it thoroughly.

So maybe then it dries out. Use lotion.

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