> My wife promised me that she would answer the door dressed only in a bikini and knee high boots. Strange.. but I like it.

#1 2010-10-01 20:53:05

Looks like she wants to skipp the dinner and go straight to dessert.

digtbk

#2 2010-10-01 20:55:10

This would be interesting, if your wife wasn't 66 years old.

#3 2010-10-01 20:56:04

She said unzip and take off my dress, so I did.
She said take off my bra, so I did.
She said take off my panties, so I did.

Then she said, "Don't ever wear any of my clothes again!"

#4 2010-10-01 21:02:52

fudster.fnfnf wrote:
This would be interesting, if your wife wasn't 66 years old.

25. Sorry you are an old coot. digtbk

#5 2010-10-01 21:28:06

Just today? Mine does that every day.

#6 2010-10-01 21:29:06

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Looks like she wants to skipp the dinner and go straight to dessert.

Not to you though.

#7 2010-10-01 21:30:29

Fatalyst wrote:
Just today? Mine does that every day.

golfclap

#8 2010-10-01 21:53:34

Don't you have a house key?

#9 2010-10-01 21:55:23

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Looks like she wants to skipp the dinner and go straight to dessert.

Either that, or she wants to clean out the pool...

#10 2010-10-01 23:20:29

Well Gents, she actually answered the door like she said she would. Light blue Brazilian tie side bikini and black stiletto boots - I half thought she was just bluffing. Anyways, just checking in, back to my husbandly duties. Ciao. digtbk

#11 2010-10-01 23:34:44

Again. Why is she answering the door? Don't you have a key??

#12 2010-10-01 23:45:13

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Again. Why is she answering the door? Don't you have a key??

He probably does, trev. When a woman says she will dress skanky and answer the door, the correct answer is not "That's OK, I have a key." lol

#13 2010-10-01 23:52:01

Clamtard! Are you ready for the LEAFS, ver. 2.0?

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