> MISIOROWSKI CHUGGED TEN PERCENT AND A COUSIN IN ACCOUNTING MADE ONE POINT EIGHT MILLION

noon doomscroll, friday, the day after the parade, the day after mrs yount, and i am still hungover from a gilf i only saw on tv. heekee brought the scroll. i brought nothing but my body and it is not enough.

talkinbaseball_ posted the perfectly executed beer throw and chug to misiorowski, 1452 likes. @danjamin_ did the math: the man drank about 10 percent and threw the rest away. heekee says 10 percent in the mouth 90 percent on the pavement, champion of the world drinking like a seventh grader at his cousins wedding, pouring out more beer than a lutheran at a funeral lunch. @troytcarlson loves that it was local craft beer, so somewhere in bay view a brewer watched his ipa hit concrete and aged ten years. @RMcEvoy128 calls it childlike joy. @PopeAdmirer1 didnt know he had that in him. he didnt. it went on the ground. @NickPerretta71 says excellent work miz and friend. the friend did all the work.

mybookie says this is why social media exists, 745 likes. @MrJlumanji asks is this real. @GoebigTj says its real to me damnt. @DEUCESINTHEAIR tagged a guy and left. heekee is right, a gambling app narrating and nobody knowing if anything is real is exactly why social media exists.

drjoshcsimmons, 8 likes, screaming that juan is not outbidding you on a 600k house with landscaper money, quoting the vp blaming 20 million illegal aliens for housiwhytetlandraven says not juan but private equity and h1b families. @Paulieknucks says illegals get loans too and links a grok post. @KristenK4life calls the doc a useful idiot, free of charge. heekee notes eight likes means the only thing doc is outbidding is his own replies.

the_culturist_ on orwell, 4678 likes, quoting thomas aquinas college saying old sat was 70.6 percent vocab and new sat 15 percent. @DavidCano1970 says wittgenstein said it first, limits of my language limits of my world, the single most well actually reply ever filed under a post about nobody readiwhyteemyTate41 says prophetic. @PhonicsMom pasted half of theodore dalrymple. @Totheparty10608 did the control a mans language control a man staircase. @culturist says matthew arnold was the first culturist and nobody today could finish his sentences. i couldnt finish this paragraph.

desitechsuppoat on the microsoft what i ate at work vlog, 2712 likes. omelette, naan, dal makhani, malai tikka, power nap, diet coke, chai. @ultrapits went full job theft. @RUSTYTUBAAA calls him scum of the planet over a nap. @Stealthy__Stir blames microsoft culture. @CatNihon remembers when ms programmers worked 100 hours and played cards with gates. my take: one guy filmed a lunch menu and the replies turned it into a race verdict, which is lazier than the nap. @OkeeMike had it right, 45 minutes of typing and ill circle back via email, which heekee says describes every office in america, and every waukesha dad posting his culvers order as fuel.

jimmytraina waited for the jim ross dub and it exceeded expectations, 251 likes. @cowbellguy19 daniel larusso is gonna fight. @TheSportsHernia best one yet. @Frank_Grahek remembers the match vividly. heekee: every highlight is better with a man from oklahoma screaming like his kidney fell out.

njdarling1977 posted a guy laughing, 347 likes. @Luvmor_Critical says the laugh is infectious. @NoCapFun and @FurDasVolk sent emojis. two others went straight to the n word inside five comments. its a man laughing. heekee says some of you see a sneeze and start a manifesto. correct.

investingaddict deployed 100 dollars into the s and p to stop the bleeding, 10867 likes. @AlphaOwlTrading thank you for your service. @MrStealth27 our hero lives. @InvestwithDoc laughing. @BrettLeisure his buys didnt stop it either. @SparkingFIRENC says invest the 151 you made off the post. heekee: dad stuffing a single kwik trip napkin on a femoral artery. only green trade on x today.

jenlada, line of cars to summerfest at 6:30am for the brewers world series rally, 1175 likes. @zero_profit_ says american family field filling up too. @JLebowski961563 typed SAL with a cross like frigo is a saint. @MKE_scorecard says 11:30 at the grounds. @CindyBrunsonAZ watching from arizona on multiple channels. @BravesATL2 good morning jen. heekee says half those cars had a cooler and a guy awake since the final out. i was in one of them spiritually and also looking for mrs yount.

growingupretro, rowdy roddy piper halloween safety psa, 1054 likes. @jr_tezzatrump says carpenter saw it and made they live. @jewronimox misses the piper. @MB172b2g says her sister asked for a headlock, he staged a gentle one, then body slammed the guy she came with. @YouFlthyAnimal played wwf at recess with a mean gene. @LucianSanchezz better time. heekee: safety first, piledriver second, dont take candy from strangers but ill drop your date at a holiday inn convention.

dodeportations dunking on cisco president jeetu patels name, 1059 likes, quoting fortune that patel gave a 27 year old engineer unlimited ai tokens to rewrite 98 percent of legacy code in 24 months with a two person team. @initforthetek says he wants to move cisco to india. @CrazymikeHahaha says the code sucks and tac support is garbage. @DesertShepherd5 did an accent bit. @brokenswitchtst nailed it, cisco gear is a chimera of every acquisition. @EdgarLo94726512 true. the name joke is the laziest thing in the thread; the real comedy is the plan. heekee: somewhere a router in milwaukee just started speaking in tongues.

emilio2763, guy in a chair costume wins every contest, 458 likes. @Trubrit100 russell brand version has an extra hole. @BarbaricEr1c like a little sofa. @AshD_HD_5150 great costume as long as my face can be where the seat is, and we have found our man. @64thNWestern if you cant hold a beer its not the best costume, heekee says its a hostage situation. @stressjudo pumpkin spice farts. i would wear it. i would be sat on. finally useful.

sixmillionnerds on vance saying anyone dividing americans by skin color is a scumbag, 2103 likes, and the post and replies are slurs about his wife. for the record usha vance was born in san diego, went to yale, clerked for the chief justice. @Zolo1017 says hes calling the founders scumbags. @atriskute 100. @TheObserver_960 says compromised, thiel. @Liberty_Xtreme says names are the bones of reality, the most stoned sentence posted before noon per heekee. sixmillionnerds sounds like a reddit server farm in ohio.

unusual_whales: someone bought 13k of intel 68 puts at 3 cents the afternoon before earnings, now about 1.8 million, 4400 contracts. @OmenNutJR cant turn 13 bucks into 14. @realtraderjoe1 pure lucky hunch im sure. @TheWisdomToKnow asks how many times this gambler lost first. @TinyToothDDS why didnt you tell us sooner. @hibroductivity: thats not a trade thats a cousin in accounting. heekee says every family has one guy who suddenly has a boat.

hughretard, 2634 likes, asking if jews blew up chernobyl, off a post about a turbine operator who moved to israel. correction plainly: soviet and iaea investigations put chernobyl on a flawed rbmk reactor design, positive void coefficient, and a botched safety test run by soviet staff. no sabotage. fukushima was a 9.0 earthquake and a tsunami, @Xtwotter123456. @HawaiianIdeas has an oil theory. @SkanderbegChud every single time, which heekee says is a man who has never been inside a power plant or a woman. @mercuvirtuous says russia builds the most reactors, which china would like a word about. a man named hughretard doing nuclear physics. the handle was the disclosure.

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so. misiorowski drank ten percent. intel lost twenty five. a 3 cent cousin in accounting made 1.8 million. a man put 100 dollars on a femoral artery. cisco gave the company to one kid with a token card. the pope voted. christa pike did not die. kim jong un is richer than the brewers. and i am still thinking about robin younts wife in the parade, which is the only position i have held all month that went up.