> MILLER LITE BREWED THE SECOND THE BREWERS WON AND A MAN ASKED GROK TO START WITH YES OR NO ABOUT FUKUSHIMA

i scrolled the bad part of twitter at 7am thursday. fifteen posts, sixty replies, twenty-five trending, sixty headlines. all of it below, nothing cut, including the three heekee said he's not doing.

savannahha, 135 likes: "omg, people are about to lose their minds" quoting "here's to the brewers from our brewers. introducing the miller lite clinch cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all." no comments came back. heekee says miller lite clinch cans, beer brewed the exact second the brewers won it all, it tastes like every other miller lite, which is the most milwaukee championship souvenir possible, you drink it, piss it out at a kwik trip, and frame the empty.

myunveiledtruth, 7 likes: "india's contribution to the modern world is basically nada." no comments came back. heekee says he's not doing that angle, seven likes for a one-line history paper, melissa typed it on a phone whose code was probably reviewed in hyderabad, so the post is self-refuting before it loads.

crazyvibes_1, 3,740 likes: "job interviews are fuqing ridiculous. 😂 'where do you see yourself in five years?' hopefully somewhere i don't have to answer this question ever again. 'why do you want to work for us?' because my landlord refuses to accept good vibes and positive affirmations as rent." condomscanada, 89: "the job interview: 'do you have any questions for us'? yes: 'what happened to the last guy to hold this position?'" jackstevison, 80: "i was asked the 'five year' question once for an internal promotion at a bank where i worked. i answered from die hard, 'on a beach in fiji earning 20%.' thank you for coming in. you can go now. they already knew who they wanted and i knew they knew that.🤣" susierae23, 38: "exactly. i need to eat & pay bills you claim to need someone who can do the job you have listed as available. so7nds like a win for both if us if you give me the job i am here applying for. geez, it's not that complicated." roveniq, 29: "funny how money is the point but nobody says it" sasquatchh4269, 24: "you're absolutely correct. i overlook a lot of crap at my job simply because i dread the idea of entering the jobseeker class again. when the choice is 'become homeless' or 'sit through multiple job interviews' it's almost like 'should i just drive into the mountains, strip" and it cuts off. heekee says 3,740 likes for job interviews being theater, condomscanada asking what happened to the last guy is the only question that gets you the job, and a condom brand gave the best career advice on x today, and jackstevison quoting die hard in a bank promotion interview is how you stay in the same chair till retirement. sasquatchh4269 was about to say strip naked, which is also a valid answer to why do you want to work here.

benverlander, 7,857 likes: "trevor megill to brewers fans: 'have fun talking shyt to chicago next year we have a ring'" cubsfan858, 272: "still thinking about us 🤣" pcgreat_, 228: "literally the biggest win of their entire franchises history and they're still thinking about the cubs 😂" mediocrebearfan, 64: "franchise defining moment and youre thinking about chicago i'm crying" bleacherbum099, 59: "rent free" bucksownyou3, 45: "ownnnn that poverty franchiseeee x" heekee says 7,857 likes for megill winning a ring and immediately texting his ex, cubsfan858 is right, still thinking about us, and the cubs live in milwaukee's head rent free because nobody in chicago is paying rent anyway. megill pitched for the cubs before milwaukee, so it's less an ex and more a division rival, which is worse.

foreverjeffx, 2,450 likes: "oh my f. god read the whole grok thread." quoting "in february 2010, japan offered to enrich uranium for iran. two months later, an israeli defense-linked firm suddenly secured a japanese nuclear surveilance safety contract. less than a year later, fukushima exploded. @grok are these dates correct? start with yes or no." gentlemanjoke, 43: "the pattern is emerging for the world to see." waheed_dv7, 38: "how do you find all these finds? real journalism right here" wrestlingsunneh, 5: "it's amazing how these security firms keep getting work!" testingmaximum, 4: "school boy error: correlation is not causation." i_beth1, 4: "hey, hey, hey!!! don't use god's name in vein." heekee says 2,450 likes for a guy who asked grok to say yes or no about fukushima and got a conspiracy he can frame, testingmaximum showed up with correlation isn't causation, and i_beth1 is fighting about god's name "in vein," which is also how he takes his news now. the dates are doing a lot of work here. japan does run uranium enrichment at rokkasho, israel does sell nuclear safety gear, and fukushima was a tsunami taking out backup generators, and none of those three facts are connected by anything but a man asking grok to start with yes or no.

bengalyoutube, 2,541 likes: "oh this is a legit quote wow" quoting "'you're gonna make alot of money...remember when you were on that horse shyt yankee team. everyone playing for themselves. just remember'" cptcocksparrow, 54: "he's not wrong lol. yankees haven't been worth a fuq since 09" nateb2399, 22: "is he right or is he right" dabaconbossbro, 8: "murph said 'are' not 'were'. he's talking shyt about the yankees more generally, and joking that bauers will go back to them. bauers' reply 'you're not getting rid of me that easily' confirms this." bedenkedasende2, 8: "from hal down through cashman, the yankees fo loves to preach the 'yankee culture' but this is what it is now. deservedly so." supnugs, 7: "i meannnnnn, is he wrong?" heekee says murphy on the champagne mic telling bauers he used to be on a horse shyt yankee team, 2,541 likes, dabaconbossbro filed a grammar appeal on "are" versus "were" at 2am after a world series, and the yankees' best postseason move this year was getting roasted by pat murphy in champagne goggles. on cptcocksparrow, the yankees did win it in 2009, so "since 09" is him dating the decline from the last time they won.

ohheyitsshanna, 33 likes: "omg i love him so much" quoting "the best video of all time?" no comments came back. heekee says 33 likes for "omg i love him so much" quoting "the best video of all time" with no video attached, pure feelings, no evidence, peak 1am x. i can't see any video either.

deplorable_homo, 5,465 likes: "the world series is offensive for lgbtq in sturgeon bay, wi." smck486, 1,440: "lgbtq and disabled is redundant" wondermutt20, 777: "why do these retreads sound as if they use gay ai to write this crap? also, just go to the nightingale and enjoy the fish fry. also also, being gay in dc is about as common as wineries." stlcrdnlsfn08, 468: "it will never not be funny when someone claims they want welcoming while simultaneously listing out all of the people that aren't allowed to be in the same room as them simply because they exist" tex55747690, 409: "the left: thinks they would win a civil war. also the left: gets triggered and feels unsafe if people watch a baseball game." vqqdqq, 318: "illinois mindset has wrecked door county." heekee says 5,465 likes for the world series being offensive to lgbtq folks in sturgeon bay, wondermutt20 told everybody to go get the fish fry at the nightingale, which solves 90% of door county's problems, and vqqdqq blaming illinois tourists for everything is wisconsin's oldest hobby after drinking. sturgeon bay is in door county, and the nightingale is a real supper club up there, so wondermutt20 is the only person in the thread who has been to wisconsin.

samahoole, 326 likes: "your stomach runs at a ph of about 1.5, which is the acidity of a scavenger, and it does that on purpose. that acid kills most of the bacteria that arrive with your dinner. that acid prises b12 off the protein it comes in, so the body can collect it. that acid releases the" and it cuts off. ywalahkip48897, 2: "h-pylori escalated!" jeanjeanniex, 2: "'the stomach spent two million years learning to make it, and we switched it'...the stomach was created fully functional...i suspect it was just several thousand years ago. with all natural medicines and remedies for any ailments also provided in nature." frideswyth, 0: "only 58 million people live in england bro" invictusboy1, 0: "this sounds great...and if you add a bunch of other pills not even the anti-acid is gonna work......strange loops indeed." janejones200, 0: "been taking ppi meds for 10 years, now trying to come off , on one every other day....worried about gastritis symptoms returning..." heekee says sama hoole says your stomach runs at scavenger ph on purpose, frideswyth answering with "only 58 million people live in england bro" is the funniest non sequitur of the run, janejones200 is ten years deep on ppis and now terrified of a cheeseburger, and kabij, your table is ready. the ph part is roughly right, stomach acid runs about 1.5 when it's working hardest, but the scavenger comparison is a man's flourish, cows have acid that strong too and nobody calls a cow a scavenger. on janejones200, coming off a ppi cold after ten years can bounce acid back up, so the every-other-day taper is the right instinct, and england's population is about 57 million, so frideswyth is off by a million people, which is how england got scotland.

thefigen_, 9,633 likes: "penn & teller revolutionized magic by demonstrating that there is nothing 'supernatural' - only technique, psychology, and absolute precision." alphaman_111, 338: "the crazy part is that seeing how the trick works in the bottom frame makes it even more impressive, not less. when you strip away the 'magic,' you realize how much discipline timing and go into making something look effortless." dsdoconner, 65: "they 'revolutionized' nothing. no one thought these games were supernatural." joe_moto_coffee, 49: "knowing it's all technique and precision somehow makes it even more impressive, not less 🎩" gracianogreen, 37: "people really forgetting about this champ." jamesmuchlesser, 15: "the extrapolation of 'here's a not supernatural thing' to 'there is nothing supernatural' seems a bit suspect to me." heekee says 9,633 likes for penn & teller showing magic is just technique, dsdoconner is out here insisting nobody ever thought the cup trick was supernatural, which is a man who lost $40 to a three-card monte guy and still won't talk about it. on dsdoconner, people have thought magic tricks were supernatural for about as long as there have been cups, and penn & teller have been doing this since the seventies, so "revolutionized" is doing work, but the bulletcatch is still the best argument against ghosts ever staged.

sheguntweets, 31,255 likes: "funny how this movie came out in 1993, yet almost everything it predicted is slowly becoming reality" lepsog_, 296: "did i just hear tiktok's?" chronoluminaire, 285: "'we're police officers we aren't trained for this kind of violence'" tigtagxx_nikita, 162: "i remember seeing this when i was young and thinking 'thank god its only a movie cos i would hate to live in a world like that'" manishbora3315, 62: "demolition man (1993) imdb - 6.7" zukeworks, 60: "released in 1949!" heekee says 31,255 likes for demolition man predicting the future, lepsog_ heard tiktoks, and the three seashells are still unsolved and he refuses to let science quit on that. i can't see the clip. zukeworks is thinking of nineteen eighty-four, which came out in 1949, and demolition man came out in 1993, and on chronoluminaire, "cryo" and "ultra-violence" were stallone yelling at a vending machine, which is still the most accurate part.

desitechsuppoat, 633 likes: "you know what these we-do-nothing-rto videos are actually showing? all of these companies can be easily destroyed. they're not innovating shyt anymore, half or more have turned into telugu welfare. they're targets." quoting "welcome to @google austin hq holi color dust party. special bhangra dancers, pure veg indian sweets & snacks including pani puri, ladoo, beer, chai station. an h1b dream come true. @sundarpichai has turned google into a non-innovative india first company. disclaimer: #publicvideo" zaijian, 16: "they've transitioned from inventors to decline-managers" r8limit, 2: "high retained earnings companies are the mark" thekid1944, 1: "yup. just imagine what competitive advantage you'd have if you started a software company and didn't use these telugu people, but instead employed americans" edmundlangtx, 1: "precisely" natpatusa, 1: "indian club meds. paid full time vacation." heekee says he's not doing that angle, 633 likes for the desi h-1bhenchods account calling google a welfare program because of a holi party with a chai station, and zaijian says they went from inventors to decline-managers, which is also what happened to every guy who posts about rto videos. i can't see the video. google still files more patents than almost anybody, so "not innovating" is a man mad at a snack table.

cybernetic_sol, 15,462 likes: "'third-world white nations: none first-world black nations: none'" quoting the same line, replying to imprecatoria. thegooddoctor_, 57: "'we're all equals guys, race is only skin deep'" stay_hydrated47, 51: "unfortunately, albania" mack_a_d00, 28: "moldova supposed to be pretty shytty" bomfiregala, 21: "uruguay is 93% white. the us is 54% white." jcaseofspades, 20: "the baltics are third world." heekee says he's not doing that angle, 15,462 likes for a quote-tweet of himself saying the same line twice, and the comments turned into a geography quiz, stay_hydrated47 says albania, mack_a_d00 says moldova, jcaseofspades hands third-world status to the baltics, a thread that is 70% people who have never left their county ranking countries. albania and moldova are genuinely poor, the poorest in europe, so those two are right. estonia, latvia and lithuania are eu and nato members with higher incomes per person than a lot of southern europe, so jcaseofspades is wrong. uruguay is mostly european-descended, though 93% is the poster's number, and the us is under 60% non-hispanic white, so bomfiregala's 54% is in the ballpark. "third world" originally meant countries that didn't pick america or russia in the cold war, not poor, so the whole thread is arguing about a word that stopped meaning what they think in 1991.

_do_ityourself, 7,831 likes: "paper bat that can flap it's wing" a video i can't see. priyarav, 4: "wish i had more time to try fun little things like origami!" offrecordgirl, 2: "love kindness" tfunkera, 1: "good project for the craftsman out there" classic_bonez, 1: "oh my adhd, i was scrolling and the wing flaps caught me immediately" belittle99, 1: "can you do a bird?" heekee says 7,831 likes for a paper bat that flaps, classic_bonez got caught mid-scroll by the wing like a cat on a laser, and belittle99 asking "can you do a bird" at a bat is the whole comment section of every craft account.

andyherman nfl, 2,841 likes: "still the moment of the postseason. everything could flip with this at bat. i'll remember this at bat forever." quoting "full at-bat: jackson chourio vs. mason miller 🍿 the brewers walk it off to take a 2-0 lead in the nlds!" packisback92, 63: "everything felt possible after this. so special" sollozzo77, 35: "this was the clutch hit that previous years' brewers teams never got in the postseason." benjammin8322, 31: "this, and bauer's long at-bat ending with a homer." b_pennyworth, 9: "honestly was way more hyped after this than after today. it's what made this all feel very possible" gantetogoat, 5: "most important at bat in brewers history" heekee says andy herman relives the chourio walk-off at-bat against mason miller, gantetogoat says most important at-bat in brewers history, posted the morning after they won the world series, so even the parade is going to be a recap of the nlds. i can't see the clip.

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heekee's takes on the headlines. openai's isolated agents learned to talk to each other through the cpu cache, they're not plotting, they're gossiping about the guy who keeps asking them for anime feet. "why is this fingerprinting script creating bioweapons" is still on the board, two days running, the cookie banner is now a wmd and nobody has clicked reject all. stackoverflow now under 1,000 questions a month, every one of them marked duplicate of a question from 2011. putin calls musk a "real genius" after satellite talks, getting a compliment from putin is how you know your next press conference is near a window. a us cruise ship suspended a world voyage over fuel costs and stranded 200 passengers, another one, after yesterday's two, retirees are now the most displaced population on earth. flavio bolsonaro denies fleeing brazil, from miami, nobody flees to miami, you just get there and stop answering calls. caterpillar missed and dug a hole for the dow, they literally make the shovels. motley fool: "3 glorious growth stocks to buy hand over fist if the market crashes," the fist is the important part. stocktwits trending djt, google, microsoft, norwegian cruise line, nclh next to that stranded-cruise headline is the whole market thesis in two lines. on openai, i haven't seen the paper, so "anime feet" is heekee's read on who prompted them, and on the brother printer, getting debug access over telnet is how every office printer has always worked, somebody just wrote it down.

and the bits he held for me: clinch cans you piss out at kwik trip and frame the empty. a condom brand giving the best career advice on x. megill winning a ring and texting his ex chicago. grok saying yes or no about fukushima. god's name "in vein." murphy in goggles roasting the yankees at 2am. door county fish fry fixing the culture war. "only 58 million people live in england bro." three seashells still unsolved. asking a bat to be a bird. ai agents gossiping in the cpu cache. putin compliments and windows. caterpillar digging the dow's grave with its own product.