> Back in the day, an old perv told me I should use the opportunity of youth to fuq ABSOLUTELY ANY female who showed an interest, no matter what

How I wish I had listened

There was an appalling bitch at the local girls' school with a notorious case of vaj rash who I could probably have banged - she doesn't seem so bad in hindsight. Plus she liked a drink, so we'd have had more in common than I did with the frigid qunt I eventually, and disastrously, married

Now I'm an unfuqable middle aged milton who never gets interest from anything with a quiff and never will again.

Ah well, next time eh?