> COMPUTER ASSISANCE NEEDED ASAP!!! AND FUQ YOU, SANTO!!!

Bah. Microsoft.  There's your problem.  Just install OS/2 Warp!

anon user #3 wrote:

Bah. Microsoft.  There's your problem.  Just install OS/2 Warp!

SEE!!!

YOUR "IT" DEGREE FROM THAT TECHNICAL SCHOOL IS PAYING OFF!!!

Suck it Liberals! wrote:

SLUT!!!

Me? You're the one who got AIDS from Juri.

Suck it Liberals! wrote:

MY COMPUTER APPEARS TO HAVE CONTRACTED A SEVERE VIRUS AND IS REQUESTING THAT I INSERT A FLOPPY DISK BEFORE IT WILL ALLOW ME TO OPEN MICROSOFT ENCARTA 95!!!

I TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN BUT NOW THE CD-ROM DRIVE IS MAKING A NOISE THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE DIAL-UP INTERNET CONNECTING TO AOL!!!

I AM ALSO UNABLE TO ACCESS THE WORLD WIDE WEB BECAUSE SOMEONE APPEARS TO HAVE DISCONNECTED THE PHONE LINE AND MY OMA IS FURIOUS BECAUSE SHE WAS EXPECTING A CALL!!!

PLEASE ADVISE WHETHER I SHOULD REBOOT THE SYSTEM, SACRIFICE A MOUSE TO THE COMPUTER GODS, OR SIMPLY WAIT FOR WINDOWS 98 TO FINISH SHUTTING DOWN!!!

I HAVE ATTACHED A SCREENSHOT BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS TRAPPED ON A 3½-INCH FLOPPY DISK AND I CANNOT LOCATE A COMPUTER WITH A COMPATIBLE DRIVE!!!

THIS IS A MATTER OF THE UTMOST URGENCY BECAUSE I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT EMAIL TO SEND THROUGH COMPUSERVE BEFORE MY FREE 500-HOUR AOL TRIAL EXPIRES!!!

I stopped reading after the word "MY".