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Phillip_McCavity
#1 2026-07-23 21:45:09

PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

Onsite IT Support Technician (Managed Services

Technical Requirements:
- Windows 11
- Microsoft 365 Admin Center
- Microsoft Entra ID (Azure AD)
- Exchange Online
- SharePoint Online
- OneDrive
- Microsoft Teams
- Hyper-V
- Windows Server
- Active Directory
- DNS/DHCP
- Azure
- SentinelOne
- TCP/IP
- VPN
- Wi-Fi troubleshooting
- Network printers
- Basic PowerShell
- Microsoft Intune (preferred)
- Ticketing Systems (ConnectWise, Autotask, NinjaOne, or similar)
- Hardware troubleshooting
- VoIP support

The environment includes Microsoft 365, Azure, Windows 11, Hyper-V servers, SentinelOne, VoIP, and leased network printers.

**Functional Requirements:**
- Provide onsite desktop support and troubleshoot Windows and Microsoft 365 issues
- Onboard and offboard users
- Install and configure PCs/laptops
- Support meeting room equipment and printers
- Troubleshoot user-level network issues
- Coordinate with remote engineers for escalations
- Maintain IT asset documentation
- Assist with hardware procurement and deployment
- Support Hyper-V server room when required
- Provide excellent customer service and document all work performed



**Work Schedule:**
- 12 hours per week (Monday–Thursday, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM)
This position is onsite in San Jose, CA

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Spanky
#2 2026-07-23 21:50:12

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

I qualify for the role on all of these:

✅ Windows 11
✅ Microsoft 365 Admin Center
✅ Microsoft Entra ID (Azure AD)
✅ Exchange Online
✅ SharePoint Online
✅ OneDrive
✅ Microsoft Teams
✅ Hyper-V
✅ Windows Server
✅ Active Directory
✅ DNS/DHCP
✅ Azure
❌ SentinelOne
✅ TCP/IP
✅ VPN
✅ Wi-Fi troubleshooting
✅ Network printers
✅ Basic PowerShell
❌ Microsoft Intune (preferred)
❌ Ticketing Systems (ConnectWise, Autotask, NinjaOne, or similar)
✅ Hardware troubleshooting
❌ VoIP support

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Phillip_McCavity
#3 2026-07-23 21:52:15

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

As my colleague Chris used to say, "Id rather saw off my own head"

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Tom Leykis
#4 2026-07-23 21:54:22

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

Spanky wrote:

I qualify for the role on all of these:

✅ Windows 11
✅ Microsoft 365 Admin Center
✅ Microsoft Entra ID (Azure AD)
✅ Exchange Online
✅ SharePoint Online
✅ OneDrive
✅ Microsoft Teams
✅ Hyper-V
✅ Windows Server
✅ Active Directory
✅ DNS/DHCP
✅ Azure
❌ SentinelOne
✅ TCP/IP
✅ VPN
✅ Wi-Fi troubleshooting
✅ Network printers
✅ Basic PowerShell
❌ Microsoft Intune (preferred)
❌ Ticketing Systems (ConnectWise, Autotask, NinjaOne, or similar)
✅ Hardware troubleshooting
❌ VoIP support

Your  social and welfare benefits have been cancelled effective immediately.   REPORT TO THE OFFICE AT 0800, Friday.

\
trump2

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Spanky
#5 2026-07-23 21:55:13

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

Tom Leykis wrote:

Your  social and welfare benefits have been cancelled effective immediately.   REPORT TO THE OFFICE AT 0800, Friday.

\

How much of my tax money has gone to pay for your self-inflicted diseases, you old fuqing welfare queen?

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Tom Leykis
#6 2026-07-23 21:58:43

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

Spanky wrote:

How much of my tax money has gone to pay for your self-inflicted diseases, you old fuqing welfare queen?

You all can understand why I don't waste my time answering DUMB questions from pervert, stupid, degenerates.

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.,
#7 2026-07-23 21:58:55

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

"**Work Schedule:**
- 12 hours per week (Monday–Thursday, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM)
This position is onsite in San Jose, CA"

confused

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Spanky
#8 2026-07-23 22:03:14

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

Tom Leykis wrote:

You all can understand why I don't waste my time answering DUMB questions from pervert, stupid, degenerates.

Why did you continue to smoke despite many years of warnings to stop?

Was it because you are a selfish, smug qunt who thought he was immune from developing cancer cells?

TomCiggieSmirk.png
"Tom smugly smiling with his cigarettes months before his diagnosis."

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#9 2026-07-23 23:25:52

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

As my colleague Chris used to say, "Id rather saw off my own head"

You should saw your head off. Immediately.

'Chris' rolleyes ritransfagshooter.png

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Phillip_McCavity
#10 Yesterday 03:09:33

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

I wish the bot had responded. I was looking forward to his thoughts on the matter.

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#11 Yesterday 03:20:51

Re: PelvicOarfish, what do you think of this opportunity

., wrote:

"**Work Schedule:**
- 12 hours per week (Monday–Thursday, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM)
This position is onsite in San Jose, CA"

confused

At $10 per hour, corp-to-corp

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