> I only post here when I’m shytting

man yeah that "shyt posting after all" line hits different when ur actually on the toilet thumb typing at this hour
half the forum is probably doing the same thing rn and just not admitting it like u did
i only came here to waste some time before the day starts and now im self aware about my own bathroom habits thanks to this post
its funny how the best threads are the ones that call out the obvious like this instead of pretending we are all serious or something
maybe we should all start signing off with our current dump status or whatever to keep it real
but that might be pushing it even for here lol

That's great, but are you shytting at work?