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Spanky
#1 2026-06-24 04:37:18

Bow Down To SLOTUS Khamenei

I am Mojtaba Khamenei, Supreme Leader of the United States. It is very nice to meet you!
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#2 2026-06-24 10:25:23

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Spanky wrote:

I will throw fags like Spanky and OLG off of tall buildings.
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FIFY

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#3 2026-06-24 13:44:59

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FIFY

fuqyeah

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Sockpuppet
#4 2026-06-24 14:47:50

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FIFY

As long as they get rid of the Jesus freaks.

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#5 2026-06-24 14:49:05

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Christians and Muslims need to get in the sea!
The Mormons can row them out there in a leaky boat.

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#6 2026-06-24 15:19:50

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Sockpuppet wrote:

As long as they get rid of the Jesus freaks.

Christians are People of the Book, according to Islam. Homos and queers die.

You'll be among the first to die.  I'll be in the hills with millions of others picking them off.  The American Unorganized Militia is the largest army in the world.

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Spanky
#7 2026-06-24 16:17:57

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Christians are People of the Book, according to Islam. Homos and queers die.

You'll be among the first to die.  I'll be in the hills with millions of others picking them off.  The American Unorganized Militia is the largest army in the world.

COOL STORY, BRO!
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#8 2026-06-24 16:21:44

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Spanky wrote:

COOL STORY, BRO!
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Does it bother you that I might live and you will surely die?

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Spanky
#9 2026-06-24 16:23:10

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Does it bother you that I might live and you will surely die?

Not really.

We are all going to die one day.

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#10 2026-06-24 16:25:44

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Spanky wrote:

Not really.

We are all going to die one day.

It's not if you die, it's how you die.  I'd much rather die in a hairy firefight against our enemies than getting tossed off a building for being an atheist cocksucker.

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Spanky
#11 2026-06-24 16:42:53

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It's not if you die, it's how you die.  I'd much rather die in a hairy firefight against our enemies than getting tossed off a building for being an atheist cocksucker.

You are making a lot of assumptions about how things might go for you and for me.

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#12 2026-06-24 17:51:34

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Spanky wrote:

You are making a lot of assumptions about how things might go for you and for me.

They're much more likely to execute you.

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Spanky
#13 2026-06-24 17:54:54

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They're much more likely to execute you.

Nah.

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#14 2026-06-24 18:09:42

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Spanky wrote:

Nah.

It's troo, Spanky could change his identity to Akeem!

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#15 2026-06-24 18:12:34

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Spanky wrote:

Nah.

Yeah.  Look at the reality of it. If the IRGC comes after you, all they'll need is to kick in your door and take you. Me, they had better bring a lot of firepower because that's what they will be facing.  I am far from alone. No army on earth can occupy and pacify the US.

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Spanky
#16 2026-06-24 18:28:15

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Yeah.  Look at the reality of it. If the IRGC comes after you, all they'll need is to kick in your door and take you. Me, they had better bring a lot of firepower because that's what they will be facing.  I am far from alone. No army on earth can occupy and pacify the US.

The narrow way of thinking that you demonstrate proves that you will be an easy target.

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#17 2026-06-24 18:36:48

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Spanky wrote:

The narrow way of thinking that you demonstrate proves that you will be an easy target.

Coming from a slacker who never served a day in his life. lolchix

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Spanky
#18 2026-06-24 18:38:58

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Coming from a slacker who never served a day in his life. lolchix

Narrow thinking again.

First, I am not a slacker.

Second, I tried to serve. I was not allowed even though I made several offers on how their concerns over my weight could be addressed.

Third, having served in the military does not mean that someone is immune from narrow thinking. In fact, it is probably statistically more likely that they would be narrow thinkers.

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#19 2026-06-24 18:44:27

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Spanky wrote:

Narrow thinking again.

First, I am not a slacker.

Second, I tried to serve. I was not allowed even though I made several offers on how their concerns over my weight could be addressed.

Third, having served in the military does not mean that someone is immune from narrow thinking. In fact, it is probably statistically more likely that they would be narrow thinkers.

"Tried to serve" =/= actual serving, training or actual combat.  You have none of these.

Let's see how narrow your thinking gets when a 7.62 goes into your skull.

Come talk to me if you make it through this: https://www.navy.com/careers-benefits/c … at-crewman

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Spanky
#20 2026-06-24 19:30:34

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"Tried to serve" =/= actual serving, training or actual combat.  You have none of these.

I concur.

But more than most Americans.

There are many skills required to survive. Your narrow thinking assumes there is only one. This opens you open to risks.

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#21 2026-06-24 20:08:18

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Spanky wrote:

I concur.

But more than most Americans.

There are many skills required to survive. Your narrow thinking assumes there is only one. This opens you open to risks.

You're assuming that I only know one. There are many skills needed for combat besides what you watch on a John Wayne movie.

What skills work on IRGC thugs besides killing them?

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Diarrhetrius Brown
#22 2026-06-24 20:25:18

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Just how retarded would you have to be to be a Islam loving faggot?

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Spanky
#23 2026-06-24 20:45:12

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You're assuming that I only know one. There are many skills needed for combat besides what you watch on a John Wayne movie.

What skills work on IRGC thugs besides killing them?

You've demonstrated - I am not assuming - that you have narrow thinking patterns.

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#24 2026-06-24 21:05:47

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Spanky wrote:

You've demonstrated - I am not assuming - that you have narrow thinking patterns.

You're assuming, but your narcissism won't let you think otherwise.

Tell me everything you know about guerrilla warfare.......I have 5 seconds to spare.

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Spanky
#25 2026-06-24 21:59:44

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You're assuming, but your narcissism won't let you think otherwise.

Tell me everything you know about guerrilla warfare.......I have 5 seconds to spare.

Your narrow thinking continues.

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