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Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
https://www.the-independent.com/life-st … 97937.html
The delicious ranch dressing/dip is having World Cup fan travelers wonder where has this deliciousness been all their lives?!?
There is no substitute or dupe in their home countries and the more they have in the US the more they are desperately in love and cannot imagine life again without it.
They are not thinking clearly and are buying bottles of ranch to take home.
They forget that TSA security will not allow bottles of ranch in carry on luggage, the bottles are confiscated at security, with the only option is to quickly chug the ambrosia instead of leaving it behind.
TSA is asking them not to chug down bottles of ranch before international flights, or risk intestinal distress.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
They obviously do not knoa about dry ranch mix they can safely take home & mix with buttermilk or sour cream or mayonnaise and vinegar. Not quite the same as bottled ranch though, and foreigners don’t really have buttermilk or sour cream.
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.,Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
this was about fuqing ranch dressing - I clicked 
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Business opportunity for Tesco: Sell Hidden Valley Ranch in the UK.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
., wrote:
this was about fuqing ranch dressing - I clicked
They absolutely love it and cannot live without it now.
It has a great Americanish name “ranch” 
and a tangy yet delicious flavor that doesn’t exist in foreign lands (buttermilk).
The euro & Asian is wide open, and the US market way overdue, to gourmet this shyt by using good oil instead of canola oil garbage, source the buttermilk flavor & spices from organic creameries & farms with no hormones or pesticides. Sea salt & no more MSG. $19 bottle 
no plastic.
The biggest problem is the bright white paint shyt added to make ranch glow in the dark white instead of grayish and/or yellowed & separated.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
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Business opportunity for Tesco: Sell Hidden Valley Ranch in the UK.
I doubt some of the ingredients are legal there.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
“Titanium dioxide, an ingredient often used in body care items, especially sunscreen and face lotions, helps provide the white color in ranch dressing.”
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Like other euro foods, skip the nasty ingredients, put the product in a pretty colorful package not see thru, the ranch appearance will come out gray/beige but might still taste good.
Part of the appeal & love affair the travelers are having is the bright white movie star teeth color.
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SpankyRe: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
I like ranch dressing to an extent.
But one of the worst memories I have is spending hours inside a Hidden Vallery Ranch factory (hint: it's not located in a hidden valley). The smell of ranch was absolutely overwhelming and permeated every breath and, over time, your clothing. So even after you left you spent the rest of the day smelling like ranch dressing.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
More recently (and specific to Italy) is a similar phenomenon, an all American ingredient taking chefs by storm and adding deliciousness to many recipes.
They call it just “Filadelfia” there, imported from the US. We call it cream cheese.
White as Kardashian teeth.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Spanky wrote:
I like ranch dressing to an extent.
But one of the worst memories I have is spending hours inside a Hidden Vallery Ranch factory (hint: it's not located in a hidden valley). The smell of ranch was absolutely overwhelming and permeated every breath and, over time, your clothing. So even after you left you spent the rest of the day smelling like ranch dressing.
I guess I probably like ranch the same as I probably like heroin. The reputation alone is enough to keep me from eating it.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
They have the best Gorgonzola and Roquefort in the world, and the best oils & vinegars, and they smuggle ranch dressing home?
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HeekeeRe: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
dont they know its all industrial seed oil goyslop?
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
On X, many European travelers have enthusiastically shared the signature American spots they’ve discovered while visiting the country for an international soccer event. Swedish influencer Elsa posted a photo of her sandwich and plate of fries at a diner, alongside the caption: “Why did no one tell me ranch sauce is like crack? EUROPE WE NEED RANCH ASAP.”
Elsa also detailed her first visit to Texas Roadhouse, sharing a picture of the brand’s signature yeast rolls and honey cinnamon butter. “I don’t even need to say anything, y’all know how I felt eating this,” she quipped.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Heekee wrote:
dont they know its all industrial seed oil goyslop?
At least in Italy & France they have always been contemptuous of American’s need for 7 different “salad dressings” and they offer 0.
You get oil and vinegar
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Tom LeykisRe: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
American food products are easily transported by the double TEU unit from New Orleans to the UK and all over Europe. Hidden Valley can make a FORTUNE!!!
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Wait until they find Kraft Macaroni & Cheeze
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SpankyRe: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
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Wait until they find Kraft Macaroni & Cheeze
It's called Kraft Dinner, fuqer.
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Tom Leykis wrote:
American food products are easily transported by the double TEU unit from New Orleans to the UK and all over Europe. Hidden Valley can make a FORTUNE!!!
Titanium dioxide not allowed 
Maybe black market
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Spanky wrote:
It's called Kraft Dinner, fuqer.
Maybe in Canada & northern parts
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
The article goes on to say they’ve discovered Waffle House 
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Tom LeykisRe: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
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Titanium dioxide not allowed
Maybe black market
That's not listed on the ingredient panel for the Ranch dressing in my fridge. MAYBE you're one of those raggidy dot kids working for HAMAS in a GAZA sewer / tunnel, slashing at anything American. You probably don't even know what an ingredient panel is.
Now, go blow yourself up. 
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
Have they tried a Mountain Dew
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Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
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The article goes on to say they’ve discovered Waffle House
They must be avoiding the predominantly blaq ones. 
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.,Re: Visitors to the US have fallen deeply in love with a previously unknown but delicious & addictive condiment. TSA issues a warning for these travelers:
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I guess I probably like ranch the same as I probably like heroin. The reputation alone is enough to keep me from eating it.
First bottle is free - just have a taste
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