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SockpuppetGood news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
My exit plan is now the law of the land!
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Re: Good news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
I want ‘Do It Yourself’ booths, like the old timey photo booths.
Step inside
Draw the curtain
Pay
Feed in ID and Will (Government notified)
Insert hand for lethal injection
Floor opens up and you drop into a furnace
(Ashes delivery service for an extra fee)
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SockpuppetRe: Good news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
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I want ‘Do It Yourself’ booths, like the old timey photo booths.
Step inside
Draw the curtain
Pay
Feed in ID and Will (Government notified)
Insert hand for lethal injection
Floor opens up and you drop into a furnace
(Ashes delivery service for an extra fee)
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Re: Good news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
You could even get a strip of photos as you go…
(Extra charge)
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Samples_BoiRe: Good news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
Sockpuppet wrote:
My exit plan is now the law of the land!
I can't laugh at this. Get help.
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SockpuppetRe: Good news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
Samples_Boi wrote:
I can't laugh at this. Get help.
Don’t be a life hog, dude.
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Samples_BoiRe: Good news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
Sockpuppet wrote:
Don’t be a life hog, dude.
Like I said I will not joke about this. Your attitude is tragic.
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Re: Good news, OLG!! Medically assisted suicide becomes legal in Illinois in six months!
Sockpuppet wrote:
My exit plan is now the law of the land!
Are they going to turn your dead body into Soylent Green?
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